My penis smells of curry sauce

OK, so I've just been eating French Fries (Worcester sauce flavour crisps, not the chips) with an old curry sauce I found from mcdonalds, it was still in date mind, I had two bags, and finished up the dip, delicious, I then had a bowl of sweetcorn with a drizzle of vinegar. After this I visited tube8 and watched Nicole Ray fuck some guy and had a good old wank. Now bare in mind I never touched the curry sauce with my hands, just the french fries, and the two have pretty different smells. For some reason, my penis now stinks of the curry sauce and so to does my cum. I am confused.

you might have used the sauce as lube. check your pubes for sauce.

whenever i eat chili my pee smells like chili, this could be a similar thing

george would you teach me how to smell my penis?

Well first of all you need to turn it round, because at the minute you've only ever smelt your balls, and thats a totally different ball park.

my curry smells of penis sauce :( :(

Goddamn you people that smell your genitals are flexible.

do an aphex - rub dat curry smegma all over people's faces when they're asleep

then release it for £49.99 as a "flavour remix"

  kaini said:

do an aphex - rub dat curry smegma all over people's faces when they're asleep

then release it for £49.99 as a "flavour remix"

Wearing gold "grills" and a big clock while carrying an oversized goblet isn't worth it.

  Capsaicin said:

whenever i eat chili my pee smells like chili, this could be a similar thing

Mine always smells like coffee when I just had a few cups

its been infected by the notorious CURRYPENISOCITIS, i'm afraid you must amputate at this point

Curry does that to you.

curried wang

Nicole Ray is amazing, I bet she doesn't smell of curry sauce

in your honor i had curry sauce and chips for lunch today

was awesome

Did you fuck an Indian?

  kaen said:

in your honor i had curry sauce and chips for lunch today

 

was awesome

Good man! Hows the weekend going?

  Braintree said:

Did you fuck an Indian?

Not today.

  Braintree said:

Did you fuck an Indian?

OH

OH

Why must we play these games, Echo?

  Echo said:

  Braintree said:

Did you fuck an Indian?

OH

 

OH

I see what you did there.