does chewing chewing gum make you feel a bit arrogant?

chewing chewing gum seems to make me act like some kind of coke fiend with a jaunty swagger, and maybe even a cockney accent. am i the only one?

there's this smarmy cunt at work with a fake tan who looks like an ugly Lee Evans and wears Simon Cowell high waist trousers. he is always chewing gum. with his mouth open.

he's called Elliott Simmons if you ever meet him and want to fucking stab his eyes out.

I get that sometimes

what? wanting to fucking stab Elliott Simmons' stupid fucking eyes out of his stupid fucking head?

No, it would only be arrogant if it was during an inappropriate time like a wedding ceremony.

  Mr Salads said:

No, it would only be arrogant if it was during an inappropriate time like a wedding ceremony.

chewing gum makes me want to swagger in to a random wedding ceremony and compliment the bride's tits or something, ruin the wedding

edit: almost

edit2: feel arrogant, not asking if chewing gum is arrogant (but it always is if mouth is open)

edit3: the word swagger has been ruined by recent pop songs

if you're pilled up then it doesn't make you look arrogant, just pilled up.

i agree though, when i was in milan we were with this guy who seemed to want to consistently offer chewing gum to everyone. not one to turn down free mastication i obliged. but it was later i became self-conscious that i was in a group of 10 or so well-dressed young people, many of whom wearing sunglasses, strolling the streets chewing gum in unison. i spat it out despite there being at least a quarter of the flavour left.

actually i originally had a sunglasses [making you feel cool] question in the poll but decided to keep it simple

you're probably supposed to be like that in Milan tho

i can't wear sunglasses because i feel like i'm trying to appear cool

I chew gum with a toothpick hanging out the corner of my mouth while I wear my aviator shades. It gets me tons of broads.

hahahah this is thread is a good point, I never really thought of it, but I guess I totally agree when I'm chewing some gum most of the time I feel more cocky than I need having not.

yes

just a little bit

It makes me feel like someone who cares about dental hygiene.

I only chew proffesional chewing gum.

Having a toothpick in the corner of my mouth makes me feel like an asshole though.

i suppose you wear sunglasses to protect your eyes eh

i'm not generalising but i automatically hate anyone who chews gum.

  nene multiple assgasms said:

the end of that was infuriating

edit: for some reason i typed ingratiating

It depends.

When I was in highschool I asked some girl out and she said sure, so I sat next to her the next couple days during the morning attendance. She called me up over the weekend and asked "Do you think we're dating" with a big wad of chewing gum in her mouth. I stuttered so she interrupted and said "well we're not." I said okay and hung up.

I just couldn't get over the fact she was chewing gum the whole time.

  Braintree said:

It depends.

 

When I was in highschool I asked some girl out and she said sure, so I sat next to her the next couple days during the morning attendance. She called me up over the weekend and asked "Do you think we're dating" with a big wad of chewing gum in her mouth. I stuttered so she interrupted and said "well we're not." I said okay and hung up.

 

I just couldn't get over the fact she was chewing gum the whole time.

lol, traumatic gum story.

My traumatic gum story doesn't actually involve gum. I was a freshman in high school, and my PE locker was right next to a senior, who was also the school's most notorious bully. One day we were changing back into our street clothes when he yelled, "Hey ms-dos! Look at this. I just sat in your fucking gum!"

I knew it couldn't be my gum because I wasn't a gum chewer, but I wanted to see what he was blaming on me before he got a chance to punch me in the stomach or whatever. I look down at him and realize that he's stretching his ball sack over his fingers to make it look like he sat in bubblegum. I weakly groan and turn away, which apparently wasn't the reaction he was craving. He grabbed the back of my head and started pushing my face toward his pungent, sweaty nuts, reminding me that "chewed up gum goes in the garbage can, you faggot!"

My face was about 8 inches from his crotch when our teacher saw what was happening and broke it up. He was expelled from school a week later after he got caught lighting a fire in a garbage can.

Chewing gum makes me fuck people up.

Especially if it's them chewing the gum.

Edit: And they have big teeth and a grin.

Not really. but it does make me feel stupider.

  kaini said:

i'm not generalising but i automatically hate anyone who chews gum.

gumist

Anti gumite.

  Yegg said:

Not really. but it does make me feel stupider.

Studies have shown that people do better on tests when chewing gum. Really. It improves concentration.

chewing gum is despicable. it offends every fibre of my being.

and it makes the offender look like a retarded hick hyuck hyuck hyuck