God bit my penis

wtf. Like how are you supposed to tell this guy not to bite your dick? He's God.

It's like, hey man, you gave me a dick and you know all that has ever happened and you know what you're doing is correct and perfect but could you please not bite my dick?

like, how hard would you get smited?

damn.

what I wanna know is does God swallow ?

what were you doing putting your cock in his mouth in the first place?

this is a herpes thread, right?

you lightly smack the back of his head and say "god dammit, no teeth!"

oh, so that's what 'godhead' means...

I'm sorry about that mate.