I've got about 5 minutes to live.

I'm pretty sure I'm dying. I'm holding on to the last thread of life as best I can, but alas, I feel it slipping from between my fingers. I have a stomach ache, and a mild headache. I can feel the disease spreading throughout my body, my mind. The edges of my vision are swarming with gnats, and their buzzing is like a thousand swords slicing away at my brain. Goodbye, WATMM. Goodbye.

you have 5 minutes to live and you're posting on watmm

lol^^

I'm sure you will be fine pod, after all it's just a stomache ache and a mild headache. Have some Nyquil.

I'd be worried about the gnats though.

jesus christ, i have the same symptoms. what is happening to us? webMD thinks that i overate or have a touch of food poisoning. i can't agree with either diagnosis.

Swine flu?

I don't think over-eating would give you that!

Food poisoning would though.

English

[edit]Interjection

good riddance

(idiomatic) Used to indicate that a departure, or loss is welcome.

I couldn't be more glad to see the back of them, good riddance I say.

It's been more than 5 minutes, The Pod is dead.

the good always die young

I love you Pod, come back, first juvie, now this.

oh hey guys it's alright after all I was just overdosing on coffee no big deal the show must go on etc etc

lol, you usually are drinking way too much caffeine.

Oh wait sorry I guess I am dying after all.

Take two bong hits and call me in the morning.

we are all dying. slowly.

  Capsaicin said:

Take two bong hits and call me in the morning.

Pshh..teenagers .

  azatoth said:

we are all dying. slowly.

I hope that I get old before I die.

bye pod

:cry2:

Bye Capsaicin.

Don't cry. Please don't.

unicorn flu. we're all infected.

shit + sleep

That comments ironic sense I literally have not slept a fucking wink sense I wrote this fucking thread. God I wish I had some cyanide to sprinkle into my morning java right about now.

since

lol

  That guy from Iron Maiden said:

There's a time to live and a time to die

When it's time to meet the maker

There's a time to live, but isn't it strange

That as soon as you're born you're dying?

  The Pod said:

I'm pretty sure I'm dying. I'm holding on to the last thread of life as best I can, but alas, I feel it slipping from between my fingers. I have a stomach ache, and a mild headache. I can feel the disease spreading throughout my body, my mind. The edges of my vision are swarming with gnats, and their buzzing is like a thousand swords slicing away at my brain. Goodbye, WATMM. Goodbye.

lol