Hate Backsplash? Now There's A Solution!

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Amazing. Why didn't I think of that?

yah im 6'8" so my piss has to fall a long way down

teapot = penis

ZOMG

i'm not sure where to go from here

i urinate with such force i don't think that would help much

  rocky path said:

yah im 6'8" so my piss has to fall a long way down

I'm 6'5", but my piss doesn't have to fall that far, if you get what I mean.

  Al Hounos said:

i urinate with such force i don't think that would help much

Same

damnit joyrex making me roll over the floor laughing today... thanks man, i've had a tough day shit like this helps!

fucking japanese :teeth:

  karmakramer said:

fucking japanese :teeth:

yeah, those fuckers!

they'd probably sell more if they called it the "heavenly blowjob" pillow.

  JohnTqs said:

  karmakramer said:

fucking japanese :teeth:

 

yeah, those fuckers!

lol... I guess deep down I am just envious of their forward thinking design...

hhm i'm not convinced.

can they also develop something that stops the piss splashing up my asshole when my bombs drop?

ERM....HOW ABOUT HIGHER TOILETS, DERRRRRRR

  Deslouriers said:

I'm 6'5", but my piss doesn't have to fall that far, if you get what I mean.

So what are you saying?

  Pennywise said:

ERM....HOW ABOUT HIGHER TOILETS, DERRRRRRR

I like the idea of a toilet at head height or maybe even higher. Just put a little ladder at the side. Imagine the feeling of power as you take a dump. Imagine how funny that would actually look in a tiny sized room.

  Pennywise said:

ERM....HOW ABOUT HIGHER TOILETS, DERRRRRRR

ERM...HOW WOULD YOU SIT ON THEM, DERRRRRR

people sit on bar stools, joyrex, people can sit on things that are taller than toilets

but anyway, a toilet with a ladder is a great idea