Favourite Celebrity Penis

Sorry, this is actually about shoes, my last two thread titles were 'WATMM - The Final Solution' and 'Torture a Watmm member in here' so I was on a hatrick and didn't want to spoil it.

I need some walking/hiking jobbies. I do a lot of walking in the city, often 10-12 miles a day, but I need them for the odd trek in teh country too. Having only ever worn italian brogues my whole life I haven't got a clue. Good makes, what should I be looking for, what should I be paying? I saw some goretex North Face ones today, looked ok, I suppose they're quite idm, but do they make good shoes?

Oh ffs here's Heath Ledger's dead cock

C'mon. I don't even know who Zac Efron is!

:laughing:

yeah how disappointing.

This is quite awesome.

I believe I was promised celebrity penis.

buuuusted

It's still not there? ¿¡¿wtf?!?

I was actually looking forward to seeing some famous cock.

Sorry, Zac Efron's cock disappeared on me. Found a replacement.

Squee, how could you?

Somebody answer my shoe question.

problem: people who care about hiking boots don't care about celebrity cock, they want wild, free, unknown cock

Surely there's space for more than one type of cock in your life?

I'm off to bed. When I wake up I want Wattem to be a seething mass of cocks and hiking boot/shoe hybrids.

bootpenis

i looked

Here, get these retarded things.

Now where's the celebrity penis...

Was that really Robert DeNiro's penis in the Frankenstein movie? Never mind a sausage, that thing swung like a fucking live pig.

i just wanted to compare heath's penis to mine and see if there was anything special about it. jeez!

hhm images aren't showing up for me.

beneath heath's sheath

Thanks watmm, you've been a great help.

And my plan to lure Skytree out of hiding with a combined celebrity penis/hiking topic has been a resounding success also.

Two celebrity cocks for the price of one.

  kakapo said:

Two celebrity cocks for the price of one.

 

oh my lol.

so many emotions in that gif

I looked.