essines Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Happy Birthday! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 hbdeg Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040461 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 If your girlfriend is reading this, then Happy Birthday! If not, why make a thread? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted May 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 cause she will see it the next time she lurks on watmm. it's a really lame surprise i've had planned for her since we met. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040466 Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 he'll have sex with you that will last as long as there are posts here, so around 300 hours Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040478 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 i think she forced you to make it happy birthday essines girlfriend Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040482 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 i heard she was hot. post photos so we can see. happy birthday Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040487 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040492 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 a very happy birthday to ms. essines. she's going to love the daniel sedin jersey that you got her. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040493 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Hapyy birthdayyyy! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040496 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Saskrotch Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 inb4 the word 'tits' Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040498 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 (edited) Happy Birthday Ess's girlfriend, I wanted to be more formal but I won't post your name on here, with all the pervert freaks. I hope you have a wicked one mate, I'll be round later to give you hickies and fix all your mendded bras. mended* Edited May 14, 2009 by abusivegeorge Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040499 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 lurking girlfriends are almost as bad as girlfriends who sign up Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040500 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 (edited) BAP DIRT HAY edit: how did you meet her? *readies pen and paper* Edited May 14, 2009 by Luke Fucking Hazard Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040501 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 happy birthday Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Berk's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040507 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted May 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Luke Fucking Hazard said: BAP DIRT HAY edit: how did you meet her? *readies pen and paper* i met her in junior high in Career And Personal Planning class in grade 9. the next year we had like every class together. i then dated a different cheating whore. after i dropped acid and got dumped, we started dating about 5 days after the previous break up. pretty uneventful, except that i want to cheat on my cheating ex with my now-gf. it was a lol for me. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040510 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 KOMPLEXXX W/BEATS N' FX Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040514 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted May 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 she told me that luke was a girls name and stupid. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040518 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 (edited) essines said: after i dropped acid and got dumped, we started dating about 5 days after the previous break up. pretty uneventful, except that i want to cheat on my cheating ex with my now-gf. it was a lol for me. i sorta don't understand what this means, but you tha man now dogg wait: i think i get it Edited May 14, 2009 by ms-dos Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040520 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted May 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 we were at a party and i was high on acid. i got dumped the next day cause i ignored my ex the whole time and she fucked some other dude. 5 days later i started "dating" my gf whose bday it is today. the story of how i met my gf is pretty uneventful, the best bit probably being that i wanted to cheat on my ex with the girl i am now dating (because i knew my ex had been sleeping around). it's funny that it worked out that i'm now in a serious long term relationship with her, my girlfriend who i started dating 5 days after i got dumped by my ex. i hope that helps/ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040522 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 nice! but why didn't you just dump the cheating whore? don't put up with that shit. anyway, revenge-cheating doesn't sound especially cathartic. you can't really hurt someone who doesn't respect you. anyway- back on topic: hope you enjoy many more birthdays together. crush dat pussay good tonight. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040536 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 happy mrs. essines Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040540 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040542 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040561 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 you know the apostrophe after the s makes it plural, right? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45639-essines-girlfriends-birthday-thread/#findComment-1040597 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts