essines girlfriends' birthday thread

essines · May 14, 2009

Happy Birthday!

Capsaicin · May 14, 2009

hbdeg

**OneToThirtySix** · May 14, 2009

If your girlfriend is reading this, then Happy Birthday!

If not, why make a thread?

essines · May 14, 2009

cause she will see it the next time she lurks on watmm. it's a really lame surprise i've had planned for her since we met.

funkaholic · May 14, 2009

he'll have sex with you that will last as long as there are posts here, so around 300 hours

May 14, 2009

i think she forced you to make it

happy birthday essines girlfriend

May 14, 2009

i heard she was hot. post photos so we can see.

happy birthday

Siegecow · May 14, 2009

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs

May 14, 2009

a very happy birthday to ms. essines.

she's going to love the daniel sedin jersey that you got her.

May 14, 2009

Hapyy birthdayyyy!

May 14, 2009

inb4 the word 'tits'

May 14, 2009

Happy Birthday Ess's girlfriend, I wanted to be more formal but I won't post your name on here, with all the pervert freaks. I hope you have a wicked one mate, I'll be round later to give you hickies and fix all your mendded bras.

mended*

Edited May 14, 2009 by abusivegeorge

May 14, 2009

lurking girlfriends are almost as bad as girlfriends who sign up

**Meadows and Labyrinths** · May 14, 2009

BAP DIRT HAY

edit: how did you meet her?

*readies pen and paper*

Edited May 14, 2009 by Luke Fucking Hazard

Berk · May 14, 2009

happy birthday

essines · May 14, 2009

Luke Fucking Hazard said:
BAP DIRT HAY

edit: how did you meet her?

*readies pen and paper*

i met her in junior high in Career And Personal Planning class in grade 9. the next year we had like every class together. i then dated a different cheating whore. after i dropped acid and got dumped, we started dating about 5 days after the previous break up. pretty uneventful, except that i want to cheat on my cheating ex with my now-gf. it was a lol for me.

**Meadows and Labyrinths** · May 14, 2009

KOMPLEXXX

W/BEATS N' FX

essines · May 14, 2009

she told me that luke was a girls name and stupid.

May 14, 2009

essines said:
after i dropped acid and got dumped, we started dating about 5 days after the previous break up. pretty uneventful, except that i want to cheat on my cheating ex with my now-gf. it was a lol for me.

i sorta don't understand what this means, but you tha man now dogg

wait: i think i get it

Edited May 14, 2009 by ms-dos

essines · May 14, 2009

we were at a party and i was high on acid. i got dumped the next day cause i ignored my ex the whole time and she fucked some other dude. 5 days later i started "dating" my gf whose bday it is today.

the story of how i met my gf is pretty uneventful, the best bit probably being that i wanted to cheat on my ex with the girl i am now dating (because i knew my ex had been sleeping around). it's funny that it worked out that i'm now in a serious long term relationship with her, my girlfriend who i started dating 5 days after i got dumped by my ex.

i hope that helps/

May 14, 2009

nice! but why didn't you just dump the cheating whore? don't put up with that shit. anyway, revenge-cheating doesn't sound especially cathartic. you can't really hurt someone who doesn't respect you.

anyway- back on topic: hope you enjoy many more birthdays together. crush dat pussay good tonight.

May 14, 2009

happy mrs. essines

May 14, 2009

karmakramer · May 14, 2009

May 14, 2009

you know the apostrophe after the s makes it plural, right?

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