Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I've just been sat wanking at the computer in the computer chair, tissue covering penis, but the penis must have been at an angle, as my cum shot out of the end of it I heard a splat as it sailed over the arm of my chair and onto the floor, AND NOW I CANNOT FIND MY FUCKING SEMEN TO MOP UP. My mum will be down here using the computer in the morning, what if it hasn't dried up and she spots it? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Good job! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oyster's signature Hide all signatures I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040656 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 you'll have to clean the whole floor Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Are you implying he'll have to lick it all up, and then brush his teeth so his breath doesn't smell like semen? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oyster's signature Hide all signatures I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040660 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 The Pod said: Are you implying he'll have to lick it all up, and then brush his teeth so his breath doesn't smell like semen? that was the double entendre Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040661 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 It's really clever! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oyster's signature Hide all signatures I'M SORRY FOR BEING ME I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I AM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040662 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 The Pod said: It's really clever! :kiss: Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040663 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 (edited) Get the fuck out of my thread, I need real help, where is Fred? Edited May 14, 2009 by abusivegeorge Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040666 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 sorry abusivegeorge, why don't you just mop it clandestinely? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040670 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DOLLA MENU Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040672 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 that kid is kinda hung for his age Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040673 Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 use a light source and shine it at an angle at the floor and see where it reflects. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide azatoth's signature Hide all signatures last.fm the biggest illusion is yourself Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040681 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 azatoth said: use a light source and shine it at an angle at the floor and see where it reflects. this, or a blacklight... not that i know what discovers wayward semen :stuart: Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040683 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DOLLA MENU Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 IRARI said: azatoth said: use a light source and shine it at an angle at the floor and see where it reflects. this, or a blacklight... not that i know what discovers wayward semen :stuart: black light isnt going to work. i dont know about you but if you shined a black light near my computer the entire area would glow like the toxic avenger Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040684 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 you heard a splat? i find this hard to believe or was it not carpet Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040693 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 nah, it must be carpet, otherwise you'd be able to find it.. so i don't believe the splat thing Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040696 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 listen to me George, and listen carefully. Check that the coast is clear. Move any furniture that is in the immediate vicinity of the crime. Remove all clothing. Now, what you need to do is lie on your back, stretch your arms above your head and starting by the wall, roll onto your stomach and repeat until you have combed the entire area, much like mowing the lawn. Trust me, when you hit the cumspot you'll feel it on your body. But please be very careful that no-one disturbs you lying completely naked on the floor, as the disease might be worse than the cure should that happen. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040699 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Rambo said: listen to me George, and listen carefully. Check that the coast is clear. Move any furniture that is in the immediate vicinity of the crime. Remove all clothing. Now, what you need to do is lie on your back, stretch your arms above your head and starting by the wall, roll onto your stomach and repeat until you have combed the entire area, much like mowing the lawn. Trust me, when you hit the cumspot you'll feel it on your body. But please be very careful that no-one disturbs you lying completely naked on the floor, as the disease might be worse than the cure should that happen. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040700 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 (edited) Where does it smell like curry? edit: That's where it is. Edited May 14, 2009 by OneToThirtySix Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040761 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 check yer hair Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040765 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Just let the ants find it. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040776 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abracadabra Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 my usernames always really suck said: Just let the ants find it. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040785 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 my usernames always really suck said: Just let the ants find it. I imagine a Dali painting with ants crawling in semen on a pitted and dirty floor. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040788 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Rambo said: listen to me George, and listen carefully. Check that the coast is clear. Move any furniture that is in the immediate vicinity of the crime. Remove all clothing. Now, what you need to do is lie on your back, stretch your arms above your head and starting by the wall, roll onto your stomach and repeat until you have combed the entire area, much like mowing the lawn. Trust me, when you hit the cumspot you'll feel it on your body. But please be very careful that no-one disturbs you lying completely naked on the floor, as the disease might be worse than the cure should that happen. LOL. I never found it guys so it must have encrusted itself into the floor and is still there now, I tried the light thing and that didn't work either. I guess this is the start of my semen stained adventures. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040958 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 was it on carpet or not? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45644-my-semen/#findComment-1040982 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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