lumpenprol Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 step 1: get erection step 2: press tip of penis against mirror Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 i wanna dock with gaarg Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1040701 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 IRARI said: i wanna dock with gaarg bandwagon jumper Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1040741 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 sneaksta303 said: IRARI said: i wanna dock with gaarg bandwagon jumper i been wantin' to dock with gaarg Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1040743 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 (edited) lumpenprol said: step 1: get erection step 2: press tip of penis against mirror lol I almost spat generic diet cola on the computer monitor. Edited May 14, 2009 by OneToThirtySix Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1040760 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 i always wondered if anyone had a knob long enough to bend around and stick up their own arse. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1040937 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Moss Acid Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 yeah Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1040950 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 ezkerraldean said: i always wondered if anyone had a knob long enough to bend around and stick up their own arse. Yes, I've seen my friend do it. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1041415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilcat Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 i was expecting pictographic evidence from yegg Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1041516 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 she has previously posted these: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1041522 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Why didn't he creampie himself? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1041645 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 lumpenprol said: step 1: get erection step 2: press tip of penis against mirror *smashes mirror* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1041648 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 docking involves rolling the foreskin of the docker's penis over the glans of the dockee's penis i tried but i can't do this using the mirror technique Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1041649 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 LUDD said: docking involves rolling the foreskin of the docker's penis over the glans of the dockee's penis i tried but i can't do this using the mirror technique with your foreskin pulled forward, how can you be sure your glans wasn't in fact docking inside the cold hard cock of your mirror self? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1041652 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 cause there was glass in the way Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1041653 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 clearly you need to learn how to free your imagination so it can run unfettered through the fields of your own narcissism... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1041660 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 IRARI said: sneaksta303 said: IRARI said: i wanna dock with gaarg bandwagon jumper i been wantin' to dock with gaarg Its called gaarging, and its prohibited in most countries. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1041661 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 lumpenprol said: clearly you need to learn how to free your imagination so it can run unfettered through the fields of your own narcissism... does it involve losing my hair and sleeping with asian prostitutes? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1041667 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 each person's different...another way might be to make lukewarm second-generation aphex ripoffs and imagine you are original... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1041669 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1041671 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 keltoi said: lumpenprol said: step 1: get erection step 2: press tip of penis against mirror *smashes mirror* That's 7 year's bad luck. Or possibly more if you get mirror shards in your glans. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1041756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 ooh touchy Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1042048 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 lumpenprol said: each person's different...another way might be to make lukewarm second-generation aphex ripoffs and imagine you are original... LUDD are you going to take that shit, tell them your the TUSS already. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1042233 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Hey Ludd I met someone in London who knows you. We talked about how lazy you are and that you never fulfill your promises of meeting people IRL. Good job. great job. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45646-docking-with-yourself/#findComment-1042377 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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