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lumpenprol Grand Master

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step 1: get erection

 

step 2: press tip of penis against mirror

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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sneaksta303 Grand Master

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i wanna dock with gaarg

 

bandwagon jumper

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The Dark Tower Cycle

Pplz ep

The Swarm

H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1

Branch Acidian - Acid's Done

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step 1: get erection

 

step 2: press tip of penis against mirror

 

lol

 

 

I almost spat generic diet cola on the computer monitor.

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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she has previously posted these:

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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step 1: get erection

 

step 2: press tip of penis against mirror

 

*smashes mirror*

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perunamuusi Grand Master

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docking involves rolling the foreskin of the docker's penis over the glans of the dockee's penis

 

i tried but i can't do this using the mirror technique

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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  LUDD said:
docking involves rolling the foreskin of the docker's penis over the glans of the dockee's penis

 

i tried but i can't do this using the mirror technique

 

with your foreskin pulled forward, how can you be sure your glans wasn't in fact docking inside the cold hard cock of your mirror self?

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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clearly you need to learn how to free your imagination so it can run unfettered through the fields of your own narcissism...

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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  sneaksta303 said:
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i wanna dock with gaarg

 

bandwagon jumper

 

i been wantin' to dock with gaarg

 

Its called gaarging, and its prohibited in most countries.

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www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded.

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clearly you need to learn how to free your imagination so it can run unfettered through the fields of your own narcissism...

 

 

does it involve losing my hair and sleeping with asian prostitutes?

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each person's different...another way might be to make lukewarm second-generation aphex ripoffs and imagine you are original...

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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Hey Ludd I met someone in London who knows you. We talked about how lazy you are and that you never fulfill your promises of meeting people IRL. Good job. great job.

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through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face.

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