chaosmachine Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 here comes the singularity. http://www.wolframalpha.com/screencast/int...lframalpha.html Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1040859 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abracadabra Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 sooo awesome Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1040861 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 The technology is astounding, but goddamn is that video dry. And unnecessarily long. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1040863 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abracadabra Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Braintree said: The technology is astounding, but goddamn is that video dry. And unnecessarily long. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1040872 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 pretty cool, though this is bullshit. people should have to do actual research to find these things out for themselves. it is too easy! back in my day, we had to interpolate by hand on a slide rule... ... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide EdamAnchorman's signature Hide all signatures glowing in beige on the national stage Reveal hidden contents On 10/31/2007 at 9:17 PM, 'thejacketloose' said: On 10/31/2007 at 9:28 PM, 'Joyrex' said: Is that Eric Roberts? On 10/31/2007 at 9:31 PM, 'thejacketloose' said: Oh yeah. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1040909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Charles Nelson Reilly said: pretty cool, though this is bullshit. people should have to do actual research to find these things out for themselves. it is too easy! back in my day, we had to interpolate by hand on a slide rule... ... no its not. 1. i dont have time amongst art/music/life/girls/films/dancing/eating/watching/saving the world to learn how to calculate the next lunar event with a stick. 2. the old days were crappy. be good if it had other related events and odd calculations and relations - like springfield would end up with: the simpsons wiki - springfield picture results springs & fields and odd calculations - bart/homer to come up with some funny takes on our life. would hopefully end up with bart shagging homer up the bum funny pron gifs. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lala's signature Hide all signatures Beethoven, ages ago, said: To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1040918 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 been looking forward to seeing what this can do. It's out on monday i think. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1040983 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 wicked Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1040992 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abracadabra Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Average size of American male penis / Number of potatoes consumed in a year / Amount of semen collected in an Arizona sperm bank + Circumference of Betelgeuse Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1040998 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 how did they managed to do this, wow Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide GORDO's signature Hide all signatures ZOMG! Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!11!!1!!!!1!oneone!shift+one!~!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1041384 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iamabe Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 http://www.wolframalpha.com/screencast/int...lframalpha.html im never going to remember shit ever thanks to this "where's my bacon?" *scatter plot of possible locations of my bacon* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1041495 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 http://forum.watmm.com/index.php?showtopic=45654 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1041498 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spike Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 a huge leap for mankind,, i am blown away! although, could some information be too much?? like the international space station orbit details.. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1041533 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 How does it tell the difference between a search for Aphex twin from a search comparing Aphex and Twin? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1041536 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 bump Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1041539 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Here's a brief intro to the main dude behind this Stephen Wolfram Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1041559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 i got in. i don't know what to ask it :/ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1041572 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted May 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 kokoon said: i got in. i don't know what to ask it :/ how did you get in? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1041576 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 kokoon said: i got in. i don't know what to ask it :/ how is babby formed? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1041579 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Braintree said: kokoon said: i got in. i don't know what to ask it :/ how is babby formed? Quote Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input. chaosmachine said: kokoon said: i got in. i don't know what to ask it :/ how did you get in? Quote Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1041583 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 chenGOD said: Here's a brief intro to the main dude behind this Stephen Wolfram i've heard a lot about this guy. i have been meaning to check out his book... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide EdamAnchorman's signature Hide all signatures glowing in beige on the national stage Reveal hidden contents On 10/31/2007 at 9:17 PM, 'thejacketloose' said: On 10/31/2007 at 9:28 PM, 'Joyrex' said: Is that Eric Roberts? On 10/31/2007 at 9:31 PM, 'thejacketloose' said: Oh yeah. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1041610 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 I've got a preview acces too(I said I was graduating in NLP and was about to release a paper about fractal semantics, which is a big lie, i'm just a wanker) and what i can say is this pretty disapointing, unless you're into economics/statistics mathematics or physics. IMO There isn't enough data to compute, (no penis size charts) but maybe it's just a matter of time before wolfram alpha collects data about penises from the web. If anyone's got ideas about inputs to search for, let me know. Oh and : Quote Circumference of Betelgeuse Quote 3.5x10^9 km (kilometers) Light travel time t in vacuum from t=x/c: | 3 hours 14 minutes 21.28 seconds Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1041677 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrx Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 :omg: Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1041691 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 ask it 'what is wolfram alpha?' - let's hurry that singularity up a bit Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45654-wolfram-alpha/#findComment-1041699 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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