Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

I heard about this on the radio.  Apparently it's a corny CGI-fest about a . . . well, the title sums it up pretty well.

Starring Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas

  analogue wings said:

Starring Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas

ohh in that case, I am definitely gonna check this out

  analogue wings said:

Starring Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas

I also heard she wants to be called Deborah now, like that'll be an easy change.

"I know I've heard of Debbie Gibson, but who the hell is Deborah Gibson?"

If I pay her an extra $20 she lets me call her Debbie

i've had it with these motherfucking mega sharks on this motherfucking plane.

  analogue wings said:

If I pay her an extra $20 she lets me call her Debbie

Really?  I don't pay her until after I get to call her whatever the fuck I want.

  chaosmachine said:

i've had it with these motherfucking mega sharks on this motherfucking plane.

I thought of the same thing.  It's like the 80's generic trend has moved on to movie titles.  Wait, didn't they make titles like this all the time in the fifties?  Like "Thing from the black lagoon versus some other famous film monster"?

anything with Lorenzo Lamas is fucking tops, gotta see it

the bit where megashark bites brooklyn bridge is fucking brilliant

this looks like crap

wtf is this a parody

  essines said:

wtf is this a parody

no. it's from the same company that made

Transmorphers

Snakes on a Train

The Da Vinci Treasure

AVH: Alien vs Hunter

The Day the Earth Stopped

The Terminators

etc etc

these are all actual films you can rent on dvd

holy jesus, my life has just begun.

  BCM said:

the bit where megashark bites brooklyn bridge is fucking brilliant

What? That;s the golden gate bridge.

  OneToThirtySix said:

  chaosmachine said:

i've had it with these motherfucking mega sharks on this motherfucking plane.

I thought of the same thing.  It's like the 80's generic trend has moved on to movie titles.  Wait, didn't they make titles like this all the time in the fifties?  Like "Thing from the black lagoon versus some other famous film monster"?

yes and all the MST3K's are brilliant.

  analogue wings said:

  essines said:

wtf is this a parody

 

no. it's from the same company that made

 

Transmorphers

 

 

Snakes on a Train

 

 

The Da Vinci Treasure

 

 

AVH: Alien vs Hunter

 

 

The Day the Earth Stopped

 

 

The Terminators

 

 

etc etc

 

these are all actual films you can rent on dvd

 

yes!

they did one after I Am Legend called "I Am Omega". i'm proud to say that i own it.

  Great Maker ShaiHulud said:

  BCM said:

the bit where megashark bites brooklyn bridge is fucking brilliant

 

What? That;s the golden gate bridge.

is it? ok - that then. it's brilliant whatever bridge it is.

  BCM said:

the bit where megashark bites brooklyn bridge is fucking brilliant

its the golden gate bridge in san fransisco, not brooklyn, silly. :kiss:

  analogue wings said:

The Da Vinci Treasure

 

jesus christ, Lance Henriksen will do fucking anything.

been watching this film for like an hour and all i seen was a shark take down a plane, and an octopus take down a drilling station.. all the rest is debbie gibsons romantice story line. . most dissapointing.

Transmorphers 2 is out and for once the mockbuster stands a good chance of being better than the blockbuster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK_JdmYAj8M

I'm pretty sure I'd enjoy Transmorphers more than either of the Michael Bay Transfomers films.

"Mega Python Vs. Gateroid"

Starring Deborah Gibson and Tiffany

  Quote

The middle-aged former teen icons will not play the title roles but rather an animal-rights activist who champions the supersnake and a park ranger who’s in the corner of the monstrous alligator.

 

Mary Lambert (“Pet Sematary”) directs from a teleplay by Naomi Selfman (“Evil Eyes”).

pppbbT! giant squid would have been better...