Joyrex Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 I've always called them ass napkins, but what other names for toilet paper are there? Also, why don't they make toilet paper brown, or bother bleaching/colouring it - it's just gonna end up brown or some shade thereof eventually. Seems like a waste of resources. Has anybody wiped with a corncob before, like in the olden days? I don't think I could eat corn after doing that. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 I think the reason bog roll comes in white is because it makes a nice high-contrast background for you to inspect your wipings. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045667 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Bath tissue Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045673 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Velazquez said: Bath tissue See, I've heard it called that as well, and that makes no damn sense - first off, toilet paper would be the last thing I would use in the bathtub! it gets really, really soggy quick. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045678 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 i think gary c is using the shit ticket term too liberally. shit tickets are the specific types of toilet paper you put down in the toilet before you poop so that you prevent splashback. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045679 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 You're just jealous because I rode the porcelain throne without a ticket. I'm wily like that. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045685 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 smudge rubs Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045686 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 This high protein diet has me shitting bowel stretching limos. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045687 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Fred McGriff said: ...so that you prevent splashback. i've always been wondering how to protect myself against the neptune's revenge. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045693 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 shit tickets my good friend. another way is to turn the water off and drain the toilet first, i do this at house parties Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045694 Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundwave Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 (edited) wank hank later resulting in lizard rag Edited May 20, 2009 by soundwave Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045696 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 blank canvas Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045700 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 potato sack Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045708 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045731 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Good article Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045732 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 crap-kerchief Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045734 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 post-it notes poo paper TP butt wipes bog roll Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045758 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 good old fashioned bog roll Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045760 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 I call them "little pieces of LUDD" Everytime I wipe my ass, I am wiping my ass on a little piece of LUDD. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045764 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Rorschach Test Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045774 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonstock Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 i've wiped with the roll before i wondered why more people dont use it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goonstock's signature Hide all signatures (Bob Wilson) Sorry... you created that reality tunnel, you can find your way out... You built the Trap... you know the design better than anyone... Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045784 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 ed & emily call them botty paper. makes me go all gooey inside Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lala's signature Hide all signatures Beethoven, ages ago, said: To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045792 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 shitroll Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045805 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 shitsheets Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/45839-other-names-for-toilet-paper/#findComment-1045834 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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