Other Names For Toilet Paper

I've always called them ass napkins, but what other names for toilet paper are there?

Also, why don't they make toilet paper brown, or bother bleaching/colouring it - it's just gonna end up brown or some shade thereof eventually. Seems like a waste of resources.

Has anybody wiped with a corncob before, like in the olden days? I don't think I could eat corn after doing that.

I think the reason bog roll comes in white is because it makes a nice high-contrast background for you to inspect your wipings.

Bath tissue

  Velazquez said:

Bath tissue

See, I've heard it called that as well, and that makes no damn sense - first off, toilet paper would be the last thing I would use in the bathtub! it gets really, really soggy quick.

i think gary c is using the shit ticket term too liberally. shit tickets are the specific types of toilet paper you put down in the toilet before you poop so that you prevent splashback.

You're just jealous because I rode the porcelain throne without a ticket. I'm wily like that.

smudge rubs

This high protein diet has me shitting bowel stretching limos.

  Fred McGriff said:

...so that you prevent splashback.

i've always been wondering how to protect myself against the neptune's revenge.

shit tickets my good friend.

another way is to turn the water off and drain the toilet first, i do this at house parties

wank hank later resulting in lizard rag

blank canvas

potato sack

crap-kerchief

slides

post-it notes

poo paper

TP

butt wipes

bog roll

good old fashioned bog roll

I call them "little pieces of LUDD"

Everytime I wipe my ass, I am wiping my ass on a little piece of LUDD.

Rorschach Test

i've wiped with the roll before

i wondered why more people dont use it

ed & emily call them botty paper. makes me go all gooey inside

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