who the fuck is lady gaga and where did she come from?!@

so somewhere somehow on a television in the background i've heard the name "lady gaga" and she was spoken of like she's some big pop act and even madonna takes time to go see her concerts when she's not doing her own concerts and i'm like whatever. and then one day eventually like 5:30am i see some bit of a music video and i see this ugly bitch in some weird costume flailing in quite possibly the most overtly done up ugly fake fingernails ever:

is this just another massmedia creation of a semi-to-fuckable bitch who can sing getting out there and weird quasi-futuristic/dadaist slutting it up with an excess of no-doubt-mandated style upon her in the hopes that she can become a thing, or perhaps is tehre something deep true and real about this bitch!?@

i applaud the amount of self control in this sini post

i think she was writing pop songs for a while before she got her chance to be a pop star

or something

that some real for ya?

Yeah, she's one of those people I am vaguely aware of...like Benjamin Netanyahu.

All I know is she has a funny name...like Benjamin Netanyahu.

What I'm trying to say is; I think there are a lot of similarities between Lady Gaga and Benjamin Netanyahu.

shes like 90s vocal dance music. how is this popular now?

  Stoppit said:

Benjamin Netanyahu.

his name is a pleasure to say out loud.

i tried to change my name on here to that but joyrex ignored my pm.

kinda glad he did now as it really only works said outloud

she's the latest twat for teenage girls

Lady Gaga is a tru gem amongst the riff raff we see today. From the subtle fusion of jazz stained guitars with proto hnad gestures, to the nu-star trek beats; she is a delight to be treasured. Plunder her watmm for we are all truly pirates when the Gaga comes to town. 4 stars

She used to be a whore/stripper as far as I remember...

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  Stoppit said:

Benjamin Netanyahu.

 

his name is a pleasure to say out loud.

 

i tried to change my name on here to that but joyrex ignored my pm.

kinda glad he did now as it really only works said outloud

 

I would have made a point of saying it outloud everytime you posted

  sinicalypse said:

is this just another massmedia creation of a semi-to-fuckable bitch

yep, but without the semi-to-fuckable bit.

she just seems like she's a decent looking bitch who can sing being transformed into some neo-clockwork-orange droog high art thing going up on stage and writhing around like... i bet she's prolly aight without all that facial shit... yeah actually lemme look this up:

yeah see like she really looks like this:

but now that she's big and famous, she has to look real:

seriously, i'm starting to doubt whether or not i'd fuck this bitch with a stolen dick...

she is a nice piece of ass... nothing more... i scoffed at some dude at work for calling her wierd!

"oooo... she has a zipper on her face... she's really pushing the envelope there!"

i find no difference with her music and all the other pop acts!

but she does have a nice piece of ass!

oh... and she walks around in public holding a teacup! that's totally bizarre there!

:getlost:

she is a man

Yet another pop-bird. I've stated before that pop-floozies are getting progressively smuttier, alluding to the hope that perhaps, just maybe, this one will record a porno.

  sinicalypse said:

Yeah, she's got a big Jewish nose.

  Gary C said:

Yeah, she's got a big Jewish nose.

in all actuality, i think i'd accept her if she sounded like say... peaches or miss kitty!

A lot of these singers blend together to me. She just looks like a more hipster Christina Aguilera.

ts;dr

Can't stand bitches who are born and raised in the US and then suddenly develop a British accent for interviews ala Johnny Depp and Madonna.

  Gary C said:

Yeah, she's got a big Jewish nose.

Italian nose. (This thread prompted me to read about 19% of her wikipedia entry.)

this is like the 3rd gaga thread we've had so far, she is not deserving.

as far as rubbish shit pop sluts go. id rather do uffie than all these other cunts

as long as i dont have to listen to any of them they are ok

Uffie actually looks quite cute.