let's make the definitive watmm pizza

i'll start

prosciutto

genoese fermented salami (edit: let's just say excellent salami)

feta/small chunks of stilton/roquefort/buffalo mozzarella (split quattro formaggio style)

BIG black olives, pitted and halved

roasted, skin-on-style whole cloves of garlic; smashed

fire-roasted fresh cherry tomatoes and baby bell peppers, roughly torn into chunks, not chopped

extra-extra fresh basil and coriander leaves, straight off the plant

fresh ground black pepper

a light sprinkling of chilli flakes

pepperoni pizza

Mustard

Meat balls

Lettuce

Mayo

  Mr Salads said:

Mustard

Meat balls

Lettuce

Mayo

fucking gross

cheeese snobbery

almas caviar

edible gold sprinkles

white truffle

aged sabritones

diarrhea

  kaen said:

cheeese snobbery

no wai

let's think of cheese like an orchard. what's wrong with having fresh buffalo mozarella, stilton, roquefort, and feta?

it's like an adult version of when your mom would give you a stripey ice-cream sandwich as a kid.

and then castigate you because lego is expensive, even on your birthday. yay, BLOCKO

nice one kaen, why don't you have a BLOCKO-garnished pizza with kaini's bitter, alcohol-raddled tear sauce.

you fucking cunt.

edit: lol - wow that was a bit dark so i inserted a lol so you know it's a lol. you fucking cunts.

  JohnTqs said:

pepperoni pizza

Thick crust with butter and garlic

Ricotta cheese

Jalapeno, habanero, and banana peppers

Mushrooms

Plenty of oregano

im touched