cooking for a vegetarian

I want to cook for this mighty cute vegetarian girl but i dont want to just do pasta (had a vegan girlfriend and never cooked anything but pasta for her). what are some good suggestions? specifics, like "salad w/ balsamic vinagrette and hazelnuts" are appreciated

my dick is dessert

lentils (moong daal) (do it)

Spaghetti Bolognese, but with Tuna, assuming she eats fish, fucking lovely.

salad w/ balsamic vinagrette and hazelnuts

yeah the salad idea is pretty foolproof; try adding pears, beets, feta or goat cheese, pine nuts and/or cashews, capers, hearts of palm or artichoke hearts and italian dressing.

Also, even if it doesn't come out perfect, I think she'd appreciate you cooking some eggplant parmigiana or something a little more elaborate.

  abusivegeorge said:

Spaghetti Bolognese, but with Tuna, assuming she eats fish, fucking lovely.

Vegetarianism is about boycotting animal being killed to feed humans, right? How come fishes would not count?

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  abusivegeorge said:

Spaghetti Bolognese, but with Tuna, assuming she eats fish, fucking lovely.

Vegetarianism is about boycotting animal being killed to feed humans, right? How come fishes would not count?

Don't ask me mate, I just know that a lot of Vegetarians eat Fish, I believe it is Vegans who do not.

  Deep Fried Everything said:

lentils (moong daal) (do it)

not unless you are intimate enough to share your rancid lentil farts with each other.

it's okay to eat fish 'cause they don't have any feelings.

VEGETARIANS DO NOT EAT FISH.

With that aside, do a multi-course meal. Start with a nice salad. You have the right idea with that angle.

A lot of vegetarians like eggplant, so anything with that will give you extra [penis] points.

A nice wine should go with the meal if she's a drinker*. Some kind of nut [haha] would be a good garnish, unless of course, if she is allergic to it.

*Don't serve her Guiness as it's made with fish parts. I'm not vegan, but it makes me feel a bit uncomfortable drinking Guiness because of that fact.

Starter: Do some homemade hummus and something to dip in it. Vegetables or something, get green yo!

Main: Imam bayildi, it's the tits

Dessert: Something with chocolate, god knows...

massive bag of raw carrots.

  BCM said:

massive bag of raw carrots.

cooking for a horse

  Braintree said:

VEGETARIANS DO NOT EAT FISH.

You'd think that would be obvious right? But I've met tonnes of vegetarians who eat fish.

So I ask them if they really believe a fish is a vegetable.

I had a dream last night where I ate a slice of roast beef

and then you woke up and you were in bed with your mom?

cook a nice recipe that has a few more ingredients than meat, don't include the meat

how about a spicy veg frittata (eggs) with salad with eggplant caviar and gorgonzola walnut pear bruschetta

curry would be good, seeing as you are cooking for sex. spicy food can make people a bit horny. you could make a coconut based one with almonds or whatever, or tomato n lentils

A lemon-asparagus risotto would be really seasonal. Or use peas.

Here's something like what I have in mind.

You can use some of the white wine to cook with, and the rest to re-create the Panama Canal along her gooch.

Animal killing is not the only (or the best) reason to be a vegetarian.

use the Arborio or Carnaroli rice tho

surely barley would make it like lemon porridge

edit: also use butter

oh! you want to impress a vegetarian? make her curry goat :D

yeah my girl is vegetarian but eats some seafood. that's about the only food choice we have in common. i basically like meat + cheese sandwiches and she likes cheese + a bunch of gross stuff (vegetables, peppers, condiments) sammiches. what can i cook that we'll both like?

i'm a vegetarian and i got nothing

cereals?

nut roast is great

a vegetarian eating fish is delusional. we need a new name for those people.

pescetarian innit

but i suppose you know that and you're being humourous

edit: hummus!