This guy at work only tucks the front of his shirt in

I am not sure I have ever seen this before and really I thought Id seen everything. He is a great guy, his name's Willie, and I hope he doesnt post on watmm because I have to talk about his shirt. He tucks it in the front and the rest of it hangs down. It looks like he just went to the bathroom or something. I dont know how to break it to the guy and be like look this is really terrible. Have some self respect. He is a funny guy though, good sense of humor, so if youre reading this dude, you are okay in my book. Just try to tuck your whole shirt in, not just the front part.

he was just bending over.

you asshole

You can approach this in stages. I'm assuming you are in an office environment.

week 1

While he is sat down (hopefully in front of a monitor), stand behind him and try and get into the habit of resting your hand on his shoulder while you are talking to him.

week 3 - 5

After a couple of weeks, see if you can work your way up to giving him a massage. Always look at the monitor as if you aren't even doing anything and continue your conversation.

week 6

Hopefully he is really used to you giving him massages by now, and dare i say, even look forward to it.

week 7

Walk right up to him as he enters work in the morning, yank his pants down and tuck him into his underpants, ruining a perfectly good friendship forever.

He ripped this skit in sanscript

If the pants fit, sport 'em but rock 'em low

Your man like Rollo on the slow, can't knock it though

It's like the same hustle bro, two knuckles glow

Tucked in Le Tigre, just let the name buckle show

organize a group photo at work and include him last so he has to stand sideways in the photo to fit in your viewfinder. send him a copy and he'll figure it out

he's probably an undercover detective in too deep though

lol undercover detective. Totally.

start only tucking the back of your shirt in

tell him he forgot to tuck in his shirt. when he says he knows. just say "oh" and make an appropriate face

post a photo of this guy please

  nene multiple assgasms said:

He ripped this skit in sanscript

If the pants fit, sport 'em but rock 'em low

Your man like Rollo on the slow, can't knock it though

It's like the same hustle bro, two knuckles glow

Tucked in Le Tigre, just let the name buckle show

good googly moogly, see that loogie?

yeah, but keep it on the DL Hughley

this thread has to be among the top 10 awesome watmm threads of all time.

  kokoon said:

this thread has to be among the top 10 awesome watmm threads of all time.

 

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send him an anonymous email with photos of people with the shirt front tucked in.

examples:

Do it.

I need to take a picture of him with my cell phone and upload it.

if he notices you snappin a pic of his 'untucked shirt', then later you suggest he tucks at the back

he'll know you want his ass

just quit fuckin around with this what about his shirt shit and go on and kiss him

it's a shirt right? rather than t-shirt or polo shirt like in kokoon's pics

i've been known to do that

you wanna make something of it?

huh

  tauboo said:

it's a shirt right? rather than t-shirt or polo shirt like in kokoon's pics

Its a polo shirt

Stick your hand up his shirt and start tickling his back. He'll forever tuck it in.

He's just trying to show off his awesome belt buckle.

does he have a fancy belt with his name on it or something?

I bet he's on his bizarro watmm (known as wattm) right now, talking about this weird guy at work who tucks in his whole shirts. His internet friends are all replying "ask him to touch his toes so the back of his shirt falls out" and "put ice cubes down his back and laugh because they'll either get stuck or go down his pants".

on a serious note you probably shouldn't pick on someone afflicted by a caudal appendage, there's no telling how someone going through that will blow up. he's obviously dealing with a lot of shame issues right now and i'm sure he's come up with some creative ways to display his rage. you don't want to put your self in the rage equation.

so proceed as normal, don't vote for him in any elections, beware the mark, and wait for christ to challenge him.

  tauboo said:

does he have a fancy belt with his name on it or something?

No its pretty average. Nothing I would write home about.

  Adjective said:

on a serious note you probably shouldn't pick on someone afflicted by a caudal appendage, there's no telling how someone going through that will blow up. he's obviously dealing with a lot of shame issues right now and i'm sure he's come up with some creative ways to display his rage. you don't want to put your self in the rage equation.

 

so proceed as normal, don't vote for him in any elections, beware the mark, and wait for christ to challenge him.

lol

is the mark of the devil a tucked in shirt at the front