Names For Your Wang

What did you call your wanger when you were a kid? For me, my wanger was known as my "little fellow". Did you have a similarly stupid name for your boyhood? If you have a son, what stupid euphemisms do you use?

I called it my weiner, now it is named Geronimo....

then weiner or weewee

now Dr. Bottle or Alfonse the Ssserpent

Von Prawn

captain willy

or just "winky"

now it's called the moneymaker

tinkle

nowadays it's know as 'the dribbler'

Piemel

Magic Johnson

penn0x

I call him Metapod. He knows harden and string shot.

  Root5 said:

I call him Metapod. He knows harden and string shot.

  Root5 said:

I call him Metapod. He knows harden and string shot.

haha, kids today are probably too young to make that connection and go with Charizard! because he SHOOTS FIRE.

i dont think i had a name as a kid :( left out

Sometimes I like to yell "metapod, I choose you!" during foreplay.

There are some fantastic words for cock. I prefer the more euphemistic/less vulgar ones, they have a certain quaint charm. Johnson is a good one, so's John Thomas.

There's a man buried in a graveyard near my house called John Thomas Measures which I always thought was quite a funny name.

tony

Huang

Fuzzy Dusqdiver

My childhood name was winky, now I call him Wellington.

DEED SOLDIER

floppy joe

widge

Winky here too, such middle class English scum.

  Ego said:

Piemel

What? There's not fucking way two people on here called there cock piemel? What the fuck is that anyway?

  abusivegeorge said:

What? There's not fucking way two people on here called there cock piemel? What the fuck is that anyway?

it's kinda like a flieterke, only just the same