Guest Helper ET Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 (edited) so i woke up early this morning to do some online trading, and i was dead tired. i fucked around for a couple of hours until i had had enough, and i went back to bed for a few hours. i had a couple beers before i went back to bed as well. whenever i wake up in the morning and then go back to sleep later, i always have really vivid dreams. well, in this one dream, i had to pee incredibly bad. i was running around looking for a toilet or something, and just as i found one, i felt some pee come out. i tensed all my muscles and tried to stop the flow i woke. terrified i had just peed the bed, i felt around for wetness. it was dry. i stood up, and went to the bathroom, and peed. i always take all my clothes off before using a bathroom, so i was finished, and i was putting my underwear back on, and there was piss all over the front of my shorts. i had peed the bed. im totally ashamed this isnt too far off from a dream i had a few nights ago, where i was wearing these tight cut off jeans, and i was running around looking for a toilet because i felt i was about to cum in my pants. then upon waking finding a bonified member pushing through my shorts that is all Edited June 10, 2009 by Helper ET Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 i dream of needing to pee and getting up from bed to go to the bathroom all the time. relief and everything, but i never wet myself. you are probably a serial killer Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061390 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061392 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 (edited) yeah this has happened to me before i woke up to peeing in my dream and thought i'd wet myself Edited June 10, 2009 by yek Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061395 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Don't drink beer right before you go to bed in the afternoons, this will give you vivid dreams, especially if you need to piss, the head is connected to the body remember! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061402 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Drink piss prior to napping. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Velazquez's signature Hide all signatures Hugh Hefner's Nephew Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061409 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 It was me Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061410 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 when i was about 5 years old, i dreamt that i was in bedrock chillin' with the flinstones... i took a piss in their rock toilet and when i woke up, i was pissing on my bed! since then, everytime i dream of taking a piss, i wake my ass up! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061411 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 jorts peed jorts pjorts! you woke up and drank beer? is it wrong i'm disgusted? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061414 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 (edited) i had a gin and tonic soon after waking up today. i didn't make it but i did want to. but yea, i felt like a total alcoholic. i napped for 30 minutes on the sofa but didn't pee myself. Edited June 10, 2009 by tauboo Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061423 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 get a job you slob Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061428 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 hire me Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061430 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 no. you're useless. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061433 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 if you get me a job, i'll pay off some of your student loan. or all of it depending how much it is. if you haven't paid it already. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061435 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 i've barely touched it. somehow managed to wangle a 33quid monthly repayment. its a kind offer but i can't get you a job. learn a trade or something. apprenticeship or something? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061443 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 yek said: yeah this has happened to me before i woke up to peeing in my dream and thought i'd wet myself QFT Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061449 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Benedict Cumberbatch said: i've barely touched it. somehow managed to wangle a 33quid monthly repayment. its a kind offer but i can't get you a job. learn a trade or something. apprenticeship or something? ok Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061483 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenton Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 I like this. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide fenton's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkWwIShuoX4 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061962 Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 i have peed in the bed before while dreaming of pissing Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide producer snafu's signature Hide all signatures i Luh Clouds! https://linktr.ee/producer_snafu http://www.last.fm/user/producersnafu -=<()>=- Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061968 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 one time in college (freshman year i think) i drank a shitload and passed out in bed, etc. anyway, i had a really vivid dream of me and Rob Lowe at the White House, and I was talking to him, he fuckin hated president Martin Sheen, thought he was a dumbass, so he says to me, "Lets piss on the White House to get that fucker back!" So we end up pissing all over the White House, crossing streams, hi-fiving each other as we do it....then I wake up and my sheets are drenched. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061981 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Funny, I just did this about a week ago (dreamed that I needed to pee, let a bit of pee out, woke up, and realized I had wet the front of my underwear) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1061997 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 i deliberately wet the bed a couple of times when i was young. Thats honestly true. lol @ me guys lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1062009 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 Joyrex said: Funny, I just did this about a week ago (dreamed that I needed to pee, let a bit of pee out, woke up, and realized I had wet the front of my underwear) yeah but the difference is youre are like twice my age so youre basically an old man. but hi five for us peeing our beds together Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1062042 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 as far as im i concerned, i've just pwned everyone here. Any challengers? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1062046 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 once, ON DRUGS, i became terribly paranoid i was gonna piss myself. i didn't. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46395-i-peed-the-bed-a-little-today/#findComment-1062047 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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