crusty pubes

I shower every day and soap generously. I keep my hygiene in constant check, especially in my special regions.

If this is the case, then why do small patches of my pubes get a brittle consistency. They don't flake like dandruff. It's like the hairs themselves have a kind of salty, corroded texture that sometimes causes them to break.

When I'm playing with my nuts, sometimes I'm compelled to break them off or pull them out altogether. When I pull the crusty ones out, they give easily, without pain. It is like they have transformed into an entirely new state of matter.

I find this fascinating.

Anyone else have a similar condition.

huh? maybe you need to use shampoo/shower gel (+ conditioner maybe) on yr pubes

you gotta step correct!

Succubus juice

I keep my pubes neatly trimmed, so that's not an issue...

Regular rigorous exfoliation with vomitus should do the trick.

i'd make a doctor's appointment ASAP

Can't be half steppin'

  chenGOD said:

I keep my pubes neatly trimmed, so that's not an issue...

fool.

i keep my jungle thick and full of virulent flora and fauna, laying in wait for a lost traveler and the light vagina rains

  jefferoo said:

I shower every day and soap generously. I keep my hygiene in constant check, especially in my special regions.

If this is the case, then why do small patches of my pubes get a brittle consistency. They don't flake like dandruff. It's like the hairs themselves have a kind of salty, corroded texture that sometimes causes them to break.

When I'm playing with my nuts, sometimes I'm compelled to break them off or pull them out altogether. When I pull the crusty ones out, they give easily, without pain. It is like they have transformed into an entirely new state of matter.

 

I find this fascinating.

 

Anyone else have a similar condition.

did weed give you a BJ recently??

lol

maybe

  jefferoo said:

I shower every day and soap generously. I keep my hygiene in constant check, especially in my special regions.

If this is the case, then why do small patches of my pubes get a brittle consistency. They don't flake like dandruff. It's like the hairs themselves have a kind of salty, corroded texture that sometimes causes them to break.

When I'm playing with my nuts, sometimes I'm compelled to break them off or pull them out altogether. When I pull the crusty ones out, they give easily, without pain. It is like they have transformed into an entirely new state of matter.

 

I find this fascinating.

 

Anyone else have a similar condition.

WATMM mind meld strikes again. I was considering making a topic about this, but I considered it TMI and relented.

I feel weirder for feeling compelled to sit there and pull them out than for having them in the first place.

  chenGOD said:

I keep my pubes neatly trimmed, so that's not an issue...

this AND conditioner.

keep em cut short you silly goose

so are you using normal soap? probably what's causing it

you probably need to change to a more pube-friendly diet.

  maantecaaa!!! said:

you probably need to change to a more pube-friendly diet.

you know what they say...'an apple a day keeps your pubes from snapping off'

i vowed long ago simply not to grow pubes

  Stoppit said:

  maantecaaa!!! said:

you probably need to change to a more pube-friendly diet.

you know what they say...'an apple a day keeps your pubes from snapping off'

I thought that was grapes...

i say use shampoo/shower gel rather than normal soap

  Joyrex said:

  Stoppit said:

  maantecaaa!!! said:

you probably need to change to a more pube-friendly diet.

you know what they say...'an apple a day keeps your pubes from snapping off'

 

I thought that was grapes...

 

Oh shit, is it? Someone get me some grapes! MY PUBES ARE GOING TO EXPLODE

  hahathhat said:

WATMM mind meld strikes again. I was considering making a topic about this, but I considered it TMI and relented.

 

I feel weirder for feeling compelled to sit there and pull them out than for having them in the first place.

Hey crusty bruther. We should shave our pubes together.

I've had friends tell me that shaving the nuts is awesome. I'm concerned that it will feel prickly when they grow back.

Any feedback?

why won't you answer my soap question

  jefferoo said:

  hahathhat said:

WATMM mind meld strikes again. I was considering making a topic about this, but I considered it TMI and relented.

 

I feel weirder for feeling compelled to sit there and pull them out than for having them in the first place.

 

Hey crusty bruther. We should shave our pubes together.

I've had friends tell me that shaving the nuts is awesome. I'm concerned that it will feel prickly when they grow back.

Any feedback?

on nut shaving -- i worry my electric razor would take more than hair, and i don't feel any more comfortable with a blade. scissors strike me as mind-bogglingly drawn-out and boring, almost ullillillia. if you manage to shave your balls quickly and without injury, i'd be interested in knowing how.

p.s. i don't really get crusty pubes on my balls. more to the side and underneath.