Cars/Trucks With Testicles

why not just get a fucking burlap potato sack and put two bowling balls in them

  Producer Snafu said:

why not just get a fucking burlap potato sack and put two bowling balls in them

I think that's what happened in the pic I posted - normally, they're like this:

chatsacks imo

remember the drawings that guy done of dragons humping cars.

they were great!

y0!

anybody who has truck nuts needs to be a dead person

hhhm is this new? i'd like to see some on a prius.

a truck with balls is a bit obvious

is this a serious trend in the states?

fucking lol

there was this little guy who used to live across the way from me, and he would put them on his truck. but whenever his wife would drive the truck, she would take them off. it would always take the guy a couple of days to sneak them back on.

  chenGOD said:

is this a serious trend in the states?

fucking lol

I've seen them here and there for a few years now, yes. Mostly in the South, I'd reckon.

that's fucking awesome. Talk about adevrtising your insecurities.

unless it's some meta joke and southerners are all these fucking amazing cowboy philosophers making fun of northerners who think that a big car is a phallic symbol making up for something....

I think it's more of a "hur hur, mah vee-hickle haz bawlz, hur hur hur"

if i were a society, i would make a law that would arrest those people for indicent exposure

now post cars with boners plz

chix giving tailpipejobs plz

Ive never heard of this before but have to admit I found it pretty funny and would consider purchasing car balls if I had a truck and never drove anywhere that required dignity or poise

  Joyrex said:

saw a car like that a few months ago sans balls with the insanely biggest rims I've ever seen. diameter they must have been close to 3 ft.

  tv_party said:

  Joyrex said:

 

saw a car like that a few months ago sans balls with the insanely biggest rims I've ever seen. I don't know how rims are measured, but if it's diameter they must have been close to 3 ft.

Rims are measured in inches (diameter) - those in the picture are twenny-fos

  Coalbucket PI said:

Ive never heard of this before but have to admit I found it pretty funny and would consider purchasing car balls if I had a truck and never drove anywhere that required dignity or poise

the incongruity of the prevalence of this trend in the bible belt is lollable... those guys probably drive to church like that

thats me btw

I hate truck nuts!

"Mommy, what are those things on the back of that hillbilly's giant truck?"

"Those are balls sweetie, like the ones daddy has when he gets out of the shower."

"But daddy's not a truck?"

:confused:

poor poor parents that have to explain what testicles are because of some jerk off's truck with fake nutsacks on them...

Haha, that's the most retarded thing I've seen in my life. Why not stick a massive flame spurting dildo on the back bumper and complete the set

ooh poor fucking them

it won't be long until we see pics of very bloody carcrashes with bumpernuts teabagging some corpse's eyeballs