I Just Caught A Co-Worker Washing His Hands In The Sink

So I head to the bathroom to get rid of my bowels, and I quickly open the door, and there's this guy who works in IT hardware support, leaning over the edge of the sink, and he's got his hands stretched out under the running water, as soon as I walk in, he turns his back to me, drying his hands and stammering "good morning, any luck on that database?" I just stand there for a moment, and turn right back around, and go back to my desk (to write this, of course!), in shock.

OH MY LOL - I just got an email from him! I'll post the contents:

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Meeting on New Projects

 

1PM - Meeting Room 3

 

See you then,

 

Sanjay

I haven't replied back (this is happening as I type this) - what should I do? Mega LOL at Indian guy saying "database" and wobbling his head

nominate for shitest parody thread ever.

Best parody thread ever

seconded

*accepts award*

*inserts into anus slowly*

*cums stupid soft*

*stokes chin*

*collects data*

hahahahahahaaaaa best thread all day/week/day