THREE WOLF MOON SHIRT ADULT SIZE M

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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him. 

 

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. 

 

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women 

Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

^Actual review with positive feedback.  They get better . . . 

THREE WOLF MOON SHIRT ADULT SIZE M

So last year...

where's the original? someone post it

  Gary C said:

So last year...

Shit, I was hoping this wasn't jazz.

To be honest I'm not sure how jazzy it is here, but the C's went through a wolf-shirts fad this time last year, saw this, and have discussed encompassing things at length.

That reads like a lion post.

So I'm looking for threads that say, "Hey baby...I'm real boss!" when I stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all mixed together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major...but three???

I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my "No Fat Chicks" shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH.

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I'm having a terrible time deciding what to do. I got my 3 Wolves T-shirt and right out of the package knew I couldn't sully such a masterpiece by allowing it to touch my unworthy skin. After wearing it I'd have to wash it and further violate the virgin beauty of it. My quandry is where to hang it once it's framed. I've decided to shadow box frame it with a border of dark purple fur around it, and a baroque gilded frame. I can't decide if it will look better beside my black velvet Elvis above my black and white Zebra striped fur couch or in the bedroom opposite my black velvet Bengal Tiger painting. I'm leaning toward my arena of nightly conjugal conquest as I think with the mirrored ceiling, disco ball, round red velvet waterbed, and glow in the dark Lynard Skynard poster, my 3 Wolves framed masterpiece will really pop!

 

If you don't have one of these already... GET ONE!

HAY GUYZ DANCING BABY

  analogue wings said:

HAY GUYZ DANCING BABY

I get it already.  Can a moderator maybe send some prayers to Thor to ask him to strike this thread dead with his hammer of godly thunder?

edit: I still think this is funny.

it is funny but the original one about the wolf sweatshirt is better. the one with the curing aids. someone find that.

edit: found the funnier one:

  BCM said:

It's been covered.

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i was at wendies last night after reading this thread. i was taking a shit. i finished up (it was a real hero of a crap) and exited the stall. what did i see standing before? a fucking first nations dude, squat and about 60, with a massive 3 wolves howling at the moon tshirt. i basically shit again, in my pants.

i think my soul cried a single tear.

  essines said:

i was at wendies last night after reading this thread. i was taking a shit. i finished up (it was a real hero of a crap) and exited the stall. what did i see standing before? a fucking first nations dude, squat and about 60, with a massive 3 wolves howling at the moon tshirt. i basically shit again, in my pants.

 

i think my soul cried a single tear.

I believe you.

  BCM said:

Lemon Party - the early years

This was a promotional MS Paint image for the C's short-lived noise band.

lol, actually I liked some of those shirts in amazon.com

that with the three wolves is particularly cute and funny

  Rabid said:

  essines said:

i was at wendies last night after reading this thread. i was taking a shit. i finished up (it was a real hero of a crap) and exited the stall. what did i see standing before? a fucking first nations dude, squat and about 60, with a massive 3 wolves howling at the moon tshirt. i basically shit again, in my pants.

 

i think my soul cried a single tear.

I believe you.

nope

there is this couple around where I live, and they both look ridiculous, the guy has a huge jaw and short hair and is awkwardly muscular, and his girl is this tiny 9-year old looking girl, acne scars, etc. and they walk around holding hands, wearing wolf shirts

  gaarg said:

that's going on a t-shirt

fake edit: and i mean the picture of the t-shirt.

zomg olson is alive