Stop having a boring hooker, stop having a boring life.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/shlomimugshot1.html

Vince Shlomi, better known as The ShamWow Guy, was arrested in February 2009 after he got into a bloody hotel room fight with a Miami hooker. According to the TV pitchman, he paid Sasha Harris $1000 for "straight sex," but when he tried to kiss the working girl, she bit his tongue and would not let go. Shlomi responded by repeatedly punching Harris in the face in a bid to free his tongue. While both combatants were arrested for felony battery, prosecutors eventually decided not to pursue charges.

Edit: pics of sasha http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...91newsham2.html

MacNulty!

Did he give her the ole slap chop?

Jesus he had to go make her look even more ugly, I really think she would have let go of his tongue I find it hard to believe she let him better her like that, whilst still holding on to his tongue.

he probably wanted to finish before her letting go of his tongue hence the larger than average amount of blood

DAmn she got fuckedd up

lol, holy shit

He did a number on that bitch

yeah after looking at the pic of her i revoke my jokes. that's pretty horrible

Yeah thats what I mean man, I think he gave her a battering regardless.

I'm sending my SlapChop back

if a hooker bites your tongue, what you need to do is take two or three fingers and roll / shove her lip into her teeth. since she's a hooker, her teeth aren't going to connect flush when she's biting a tongue. so you should be able to get her lip right into the cutting edge of those teeth. shove firm and quickly to get a jump out of her and there's your chance. good luck guys!

so did i just imagine this thread being made back in february?

yeah but we didnt get hooker pics

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

more like sham...

shamlol

everybody knows not to try to kiss prostitutes

lolllll

why am i the only guy to find that this goes beyond jb7

i guess he gave her the slap, chop, and eventual graty.

edit: someone already made that joke.

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why am i the only guy to find that this goes beyond jb7

no, i did realize that. i just don't give a fuck.

well fuck my life, i want to die.