Guest Drahken Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 (edited) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/shlomimugshot1.html Vince Shlomi, better known as The ShamWow Guy, was arrested in February 2009 after he got into a bloody hotel room fight with a Miami hooker. According to the TV pitchman, he paid Sasha Harris $1000 for "straight sex," but when he tried to kiss the working girl, she bit his tongue and would not let go. Shlomi responded by repeatedly punching Harris in the face in a bid to free his tongue. While both combatants were arrested for felony battery, prosecutors eventually decided not to pursue charges. Edit: pics of sasha http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...91newsham2.html Edited June 17, 2009 by Drahken Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 MacNulty! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066177 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Shamwow wipes up all the blood Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066179 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 (edited) Did he give her the ole slap chop? Edited June 17, 2009 by Drahken Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066184 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Jesus he had to go make her look even more ugly, I really think she would have let go of his tongue I find it hard to believe she let him better her like that, whilst still holding on to his tongue. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066185 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 he probably wanted to finish before her letting go of his tongue hence the larger than average amount of blood Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066186 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 DAmn she got fuckedd up Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066188 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 lol, holy shit He did a number on that bitch Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066197 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 yeah after looking at the pic of her i revoke my jokes. that's pretty horrible Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066200 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Yeah thats what I mean man, I think he gave her a battering regardless. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066224 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Strike Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 I'm sending my SlapChop back Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066228 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 if a hooker bites your tongue, what you need to do is take two or three fingers and roll / shove her lip into her teeth. since she's a hooker, her teeth aren't going to connect flush when she's biting a tongue. so you should be able to get her lip right into the cutting edge of those teeth. shove firm and quickly to get a jump out of her and there's your chance. good luck guys! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 so did i just imagine this thread being made back in february? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066246 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 yeah but we didnt get hooker pics Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066277 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 (edited) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...91newsham2.html Edited June 17, 2009 by yek Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066280 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « nothing. you already told her twice. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066293 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDGEY Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 http://forum.watmm.com/index.php?showtopic=44081 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066307 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 more like sham... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goffer's signature Hide all signatures PHOTOS Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066377 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 shamlol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066395 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 everybody knows not to try to kiss prostitutes Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066398 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 lolllll Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066420 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 why am i the only guy to find that this goes beyond jb7 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066436 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 (edited) i guess he gave her the slap, chop, and eventual graty. edit: someone already made that joke. Edited June 17, 2009 by dr lopez Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066458 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Quote why am i the only guy to find that this goes beyond jb7 no, i did realize that. i just don't give a fuck. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 well fuck my life, i want to die. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46576-stop-having-a-boring-hooker-stop-having-a-boring-life/#findComment-1066463 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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