Alzado Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 (edited) oh my god dudes, i was just cruising ebay and tigerdirect.com pricing a new cooling fan for my CPU. and while i'm sitting here pointing and clicking, i decided to take my shirt off. before i know it, i'm rubbing my nipples with my free hand. i don't know if it was the excitement from the nipple stimulation or what, but i start clicking like a mad man. literally, i cannot be stopped. i ended finding a great deal on not only a fan but also some extra DDR Ram and i almost had an orgasm in my pants. holy shit dudes, i've never had an experience like this before. Edited June 17, 2009 by LOL Alzado Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46584-heaven-in-my-computer-chair/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 fuckin' amateur. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46584-heaven-in-my-computer-chair/#findComment-1066364 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 You're only just experiencing this? Now? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46584-heaven-in-my-computer-chair/#findComment-1066367 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted June 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 seriously though, my nipples were so hard. they were popping up like little heat seeking missiles waiting for launch. and jesus christ the deals i was finding were so spectacular. i think it's rare to simultaneously experience such exhilarating heights of stimulation and consumer savings. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46584-heaven-in-my-computer-chair/#findComment-1066373 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Quote Elaine: Hey Jerry when do you consider that sex has taken place? Jerry: I would say when the nipple makes its first appearance. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46584-heaven-in-my-computer-chair/#findComment-1066379 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 alzado found in coma with shirt off strung out in computer chair, the internet is on and reads "this is the last page of the internet" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46584-heaven-in-my-computer-chair/#findComment-1066380 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 yek said: alzado found in coma with shirt off strung out in computer chair, the internet is on and reads "this is the last page of the internet" You write Red Dwarf? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46584-heaven-in-my-computer-chair/#findComment-1066382 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 um no Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46584-heaven-in-my-computer-chair/#findComment-1066383 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 gy Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46584-heaven-in-my-computer-chair/#findComment-1066425 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 alzado i climaxed reading that Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46584-heaven-in-my-computer-chair/#findComment-1066450 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thanksomuch Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 hahahahhahaaa oh man i... i don't even know what to say between Alzado's post and yers Franklin Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46584-heaven-in-my-computer-chair/#findComment-1066537 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted June 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 my nipples have been so sensitive lately. they're so supple. the pale pink turns a fiery red when i stimulate them. i'm thinking about going with a feather or an ice cube today. i have to update my netflix cue and i'm getting a boner just thinking about it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46584-heaven-in-my-computer-chair/#findComment-1066784 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 and this is the problem with capitalism. don't you dare post in the manly thread alzado. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46584-heaven-in-my-computer-chair/#findComment-1066789 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted June 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 ward, the next time you have to pay some bills online or are researching that skin condition that just doesn't want to go away, i recommend supplementing your browsing with some focused nipple stimulation. it is really satisfying and leads to unparalleled surfing results. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46584-heaven-in-my-computer-chair/#findComment-1066809 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 how did you know about my skin condition? that's pretty freaky Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46584-heaven-in-my-computer-chair/#findComment-1066982 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maantecaaa!!! Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 now you're going to let out a little pre-cum every time you read the Fry's sales page. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46584-heaven-in-my-computer-chair/#findComment-1067164 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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