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Can you measure someone's dominance in the bedroom by the job they have?


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Guest Mr Salads

This is interesting because the theory I believe is if you get shit on all day, all you want to do when you get home is pound your girl and choke her all night.

 

If you are a boss man and tell people what to do all day, all you want is a girl to pee in your mouth when you get home.

 

This is why all those seedy business men hire those dominatrix chicks. They shit on people all day and all they want is to be shit on back.

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  Barricade said:
what if you're like a sub-boss... You can shit on your employees but at the same time get shit from the boss above u...

 

I read middle management in todays economy has more responsibility for the overall well being and productivity of a company than the CEO!

 

I work at a homeless shelter, so when I am in bed with my girl, I make sure she has enough blankets and a warm meal. I give her advice on where to get assistance, make sure she attends her social services appointment, sniff her breath to make sure she hasn't been drinking any drank.....and then i smoke crack out of her butthole.

through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face.

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glowing in beige on the national stage

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someone left a can of barely sipped on ice cold dr. pepper in the bathroom stall today. i took a shit then teabagged the dr. pepper can on the spout... i'm sure it wasn't reclaimed, but the ice coldness felt so good!

 

ooops... didn't realized this turned into a rolling lol... my bad!

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