Best party ever!!!

ok, somebody beat this party I'm going to tomorrow. This is real:

DOS EQUIS' MOST INTERESTING ACADEMY

featuring QUESTLOVE of THE ROOTS as DJ

Open Bar All Night!

FREE cover!

6 floors of party including a pool level and a rooftop level!

Towels will be provided poolside, and ladies, if you don't bring a swimsuit, Dos Equis will provide bikinis :)

Attractions and performers include:

-3 Olympic Ping-Pong Gold Medalists

-2 International Mohawk Coiffeurists

-6 Karate Black Belts

-3 Exotic Birds of Prey

-19,230 Galloon Pool

-2,000 Rubber Ducks

-1 Internationally Celebrated Survivalist - Bear Grylls, the Host of Man vs Wild!

BEAR GRYLL IS A PHONY

still though he is a gnarly motherfucker and that party sounds awesome

yeah watching ping-pong is always my idea of a good time.

  olson said:

BEAR GRYLL IS A PHONY

 

still though he is a gnarly motherfucker and that party sounds awesome

I'm gonna bring a beetle or a yak eyeball for him to chew on while I videotape.

What the fuck are galloons?

  analogue wings said:

not too far off if you knew what I look like...

bear grylls is a complete faggot, fuck him.

  essines said:

bear grylls is a complete faggot, fuck him.

Well, that's typically my course of action with other homosexuals.

it would be the best party ever if survivorman was there instead.

  nene multiple assgasms said:

it would be the best party ever if survivorman was there instead.

he would just bitch the whole time about the weather

  nene multiple assgasms said:

it would be the best party ever if survivorman was there instead.

this is my point.

  Braintree said:

  essines said:

bear grylls is a complete faggot, fuck him.

 

Well, that's typically my course of action with other homosexuals.

is he actually gay?

that doesn't make it any better

he's a straight asshole jerk.

The issue of scenes being manipulated was raised by Mark Weinert, a US survival consultant. He told the UK's Sunday Times that Grylls spent nights in a motel in Hawaii when he was claiming to be stranded on a desert island. Mr Weinert also alleged that a raft was put together by team members before being taken apart so Grylls could be filmed building it.[29]

Grylls was shown trying to ride "wild" horses that were in fact tame, and had been hired from a trekking station nearby. A scene where Grylls was purported to have escaped from an active volcano by leaping across lava, avoiding poisonous sulphur dioxide gas, was actually created with special effects, using hot coal and smoke machines. Similarly, it was revealed that Grylls stayed at a crew base-camp in the Costa Rican jungle, while giving viewers the impression that he was alone. There have been several other incidents, including the impression Grylls built a raft "in a matter of hours with no tools". According to an adviser on the show, the raft was actually in part built by a stunt consultant. This episode implied it was filmed on a small South Pacific island, which Channel 4 admitted was actually a peninsula in Hawaii, the scene of Hollywood movie shoots. These incidents were confirmed by Channel 4, who argued that it was not a documentary, but a "how-to" guide to survival, implying that staged scenes were acceptable in that context.[30][31][32][33]

where is this shit? i am in nyc now

  KY said:

where is this shit? i am in nyc now

Broad Street Ballroom

41 Broad Street between Exchange Place & Beaver Street in Manhattan.

10 pm tomorrow (Thurs)

RSVP to dlpparty@gmail.com AND rsvp@blocgroup.com. Make the SUBJECT - "DOS EQUIS/InternBar"

That sounds fucking brilliant actually, I wish England had parties like this.