the tuss myspace pages

i'm a little late to the game. anybody mind summing up what the deal is with all those myspace pages? i know awepittance did one and i think ludd did one too. but which ones? and what about the rest?

 

 

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aphex subforum

i used to have a website all about that fucking bullshittttttttttttttttttttttttt

 

but my host died,

my files flied,

now ive got nothing to show,

all of the songs sucked though,

impakt made a few fakeuns

  boris said:

all of the songs sucked though

 

are you fucking insane? Some of those "fakes" were fucking ACE, even GBIII's minute long modular excursions were pretty fucking cool.

 

  Capsaicin said:

impakt made a few fakeuns

 

and they were awesome. I still put them on sometimes for shits and giggles.

teddy oggie was a fake tuss track

soooo, is there an official tuss page or are they all fake?

I managed to tell who did all fakes even though they claimed they didn't do them, I have a primitive instinct.

tusticles ftq

  LOL Alzado said:

soooo, is there an official tuss page or are they all fake?

 

all faek

 

but they are "the tuss" in spirit.

  LOL Alzado said:

soooo, is there an official tuss page or are they all fake?

 

they are all fake, i'll give you a little back story

 

in the only offical Tuss press release it was said by Grant of Rephlex that they found 'Brian Tregaskin' through 'intensive myspace exploration'. or something to that effect. So i very quickly looked on myspace like im sure plenty of other people to did to find out if this brian tregaskin person had an actual page made. I didn't find one so i created one at myspace.com/briantregaskin . I wasn't really prepared to do anything of the same magnitude as the AE hoax so i just started throwing up some improvisations i just finished, they were the closest thing i had that sounded afxy. After a little time passed a bunch more Tuss myspace pages started appearing, the most prolific of which was Tussmusic which had a really awesome logo in the Rephlex green color and font. I think Ludd made this one although impakt and noise could have been involved as well. the other ones i am not so sure, i think Fred mcgriff did one or at least i suspect as the name briantregaksin .

 

here is a great article by a guy trying to get to the bottom of it with very little facts to grasp onto

'Frederick Foxtrott Battles The Tuss Cult'

 

i think i posted this in the aphex twin forum but never in general banter

 

edit: oh and yes teddy oggie first appeared on the myspace/briantregaskin page at the very end of it's existence , it elevated my poorly done hoax to somewhat believable status. If it were just a blank page and the song teddy oggie with no parodies of british people it would have gone off a whole lot more successfully because Teddy oggie is a damn good song.

Edited June 19, 2009 by Awepittance

 

http://www.myspace.com/cat189

 

is real

 

that is all

 

of course http://www.myspace.com/thetussmusic is real too

yeah i created one and i'm quite proud to see that it is still thriving, i think i need to contact my partner in crime about it

 

*sneaks around*

it's kinda like the transformers or power rangers, there's like a car a boat a jet... all different thing but when they come together it's like one big tuss warrior. pretty cool actually.

 

Edited June 19, 2009 by yek

  Awepittance said:

'Frederick Foxtrott Battles The Tuss Cult'

 

That is a truly unrewarding read.

# Kaiser anbringt

# knarrt seinig ab

# abartiger Kinns

# KANISTER NARBIG

# starker innig ab

# - 6 -

# inniger stark ab

# sinnige karrt ab

# Kinnbart Gisa er

# artigen sinkbar

# krebsartig Anni

# - 11 -

# inkarniert Gabs

# angiert sinkbar

# abstine knarrig

# ABSINKT narrige

# ABSINKT Garnier

# - 16 -

# Narisker angibt

# STINKER garni ab

# sie Kinnbart gar

# Kritenbarg Anis

# Girtanner Ski ab

# - 21 -

# signiert Kran ab

# innigst Karre ab

# artiger Kinns ab

# abartig Kinners

# tranige sinkbar

# - 26 -

# sei Kinnbart gar

# krebsartig Nina

# Kinnbart Eis gar

# Tigern Skarbina

# knarrige Inst. ab

# - 31 -

# sinkt narrige ab

# sinkt Garnier ab

# NARBIG Star Knie

# irrigen Knast ab

# inniges karrt ab

# - 36 -

# Genist Knarr Abi

# inniger Karst ab

# innigste Karr ab

# irrige kannst ab

# NARBIGE riskant

# - 41 -

# Trainings Baker

# Karabiner singt

# einbringt Sakra

# Kinns Gitarre ab

# innert Grab KAIS

# - 46 -

# irrigen Sankt ab

# garni starb Knie

# stinkige NARR ab

# knarrig einst ab

# knarrig Stine ab

# - 51 -

# knarrig niste ab

# narrige Stink ab

# knarrig niest ab

# Garnier Stink ab

# Niet sinkbar gar

# - 56 -

# Kasinen girrt ab

# einstig Knarr ab

# steinig Knarr ab

# einsank girrt ab

# einsang kirrt ab

# - 61 -

# antiker SINGBAR

# Kraenig Stirn ab

# karrte sinnig ab

# Gerbrant NIKIAS

# knie NARBIG Star

# - 66 -

# kantiger Barnis

# Kritenbarg Sina

# garniert Skin ab

# Inns Tragiker ab

# seinig Knarr Abt

# - 71 -

# trinkbaren Gisa

# Nigens Tabak irr

# Kinns abartig er

# ABSINKT Granier

# absingt Krainer

# - 76 -

# absaegt Kinn irr

# Trainings Ker ab

# narbigte Karins

# Skarbina ringet

# Skarbina grient

# - 81 -

# Skarbina greint

# Inkarnat Ibergs

# garniert SINK ab

# Knien Sitar Grab

# knarrigen ist ab

# - 86 -

# krebsartig inan

# KIRSTEN garni ab

# Kinners artig ab

# striken garni ab

# Kretins garni ab

# - 91 -

# Kerstin garni ab

# stanken irrig ab

# kannste irrig ab

# entsank irrig ab

# Arabern stinkig

# - 96 -

# Kinnbart Sarg Ei

# Kinnbart Gras Ei

# birgt Askaniern

# Bankiers Granit

# Kaisern abringt

# - 101 -

# Girtanner Baski

# Girtanner BASIK

# Kinnbart Air Ges

# granitner Ski ab

# Sinner Tragik ab

# - 106 -

# Triagen sinkbar

# NARBIG NIKE Star

# Karaiben String

# NIKIAS narrt geb

# Tragiker Sinn ab

# - 111 -

# Knies abnagt irr

# Sera Kinnbart I.G.

# innig stark aber

# Kenia Stirn Grab

# gern Kristian ab

# - 116 -

# Sir Kinnbart Age

# knie garni starb

# Sitar knien Grab

# Eintrag sinkbar

# Gratien sinkbar

# - 121 -

# Granite sinkbar

# Bangnis kariert

# Gartenbank Iris

# inkarniert SG ab

# kra! innigster ab

# - 126 -

# Arnika stirb Gen

# Askanier bringt

# knarrig Stein ab

# Arnika Stirn geb

# Inns gekarrt Abi

# - 131 -

# Skier NARBIG nat.

# gibst Kenia NARR

# sinkt garni aber

# ABSINKT garni er

# Arnis kniet Grab

# - 136 -

# sinnig Abart Ker

# NARBIG Star Knie

# irrigen sankt ab

# sinnige Karr Abt

# Satirikern bang

# - 141 -

# Kinns artig aber

# irrst kanigen ab

# sinkt Granier ab

# Kinnbart Sieg Ar

# Arnika GERB Inst.

# - 146 -

# irrigen stank ab

# irriges kannt ab

# irrigen kanst ab

# sinke abnagt irr

# Geknarr Sitin ab

# - 151 -

# knarrt singe Abi

# knarrt GNEIS Abi

# gekarrt Sinn Abi

# Signet Knarr Abi

# Nigens karrt Abi

# - 156 -

# innig Stabe Karr

# garni starb NIKE

# einig Knarr Stab

# Kaisern ringt ab

# inkarniert gab's

# - 161 -

# Karabiner Sting

# sie Kinnbart arg

# irrig Knast NABE

# Gabiern riskant

# Benigna Skat irr

# - 166 -

# gebannt KAIS irr

# kanigen Stab irr

# skating NABE irr

# einsank gabt irr

# Kasinen gabt irr

# - 171 -

# ABSINKT nage irr

# gib Narisker nat.

# siebt garni Kran

# Arnika stirb eng

# knarrt Anis gieb

# - 176 -

# Krisen Granit ab

# Krainer singt ab

# stinkig Narre ab

# Granier Stink ab

# abnagt Kiens irr

# - 181 -

# Nigens katab irr

# abnagt keins irr

# riskant Niger ab

# gekannt Bais irr

# absenkt Gina irr

# - 186 -

# absang kniet irr

# abartig'r Kniens

# banger Kristian

# Tragiken Barnis

# knarrig Stab nie

# - 191 -

# SINGBAR Knie Art

# irrig Sankt NABE

# innig Karre Stab

# Baker innig Star

# Kaine Stirn Grab

# - 196 -

# Arist knien Grab

# eingab Knast irr

# Narisker gabt in

# Geknarr Inst. Abi

# Niet knarrig ABS

# - 201 -

# innige starr Abk.

# absinken Tag irr

# girrt Knabe Anis

# sei Kinnbart arg

# Irren skating ab

# - 206 -

# Steinbank irr AG

# gesinnt Karr Abi

# Akribie Tann Sgr.

# Interna Grab Ski

# sinkbar gaert in

# - 211 -

# knarrig Stabe in

# innige Karr Stab

# knarrig sein Abt

# knistern Abi gar

# Satirn Grab Knie

# - 216 -

# Kinnbart arg Eis

# Niet Karins Grab

# gern Akiba Stirn

# Trinkbares Gina

# Granitkern Bais

# - 221 -

# knarrig sein Abt

# ist knarrig NABE

# singen Tabak irr

# signen Tabak irr

# eingab Sankt irr

# - 226 -

# siebt Agrar Kinn

# gibst Arnika Ern

# Kinne Sitar Grab

# irren skating ab

# Kentnis Grab Air

# - 231 -

# Krater sinnig ab

# kernig Satirn ab

# gratis Kinner ab

# siebt knarrig an

# kra! sinniger Abt

# - 236 -

# absingt Akne irr

# absagte Kinn irr

# gibt Narisker an

# sternig Kran Abi

# String Anker Abi

# - 241 -

# NIKIAS gebt NARR

# inniger Star Abk.

# sinkbar Gier nat.

# knarrig SIEB nat.

# Bankiers tranig

# - 246 -

# Kristian Garben

# anbringt Karies

# Kristian Angreb

# Karaiben grinst

# Kristian graben

# - 251 -

# Rinkenis Abtrag

# anbringt Erikas

# kristin Nager ab

# Insigne karrt ab

# Kerns Granit Abi

# - 256 -

# riskante NARBIG

# Arnika Inst. Berg

# knarrten Sigi ab

# ist NARBIGE Kran

# irrig kennt Saba

# - 261 -

# innig kerbt Saar

# Granits Kern Abi

# Akt absingen irr

# inniger'r Skat ab

# reinigst Kran ab

# - 266 -

# NARBIG stark nie

# NARBIGE stark in

# einig starb Kran

# innert Akiba Sgr.

# KANISTER Grab in

# - 271 -

# trinkbar Sage in

# Grasbank Tier in

# sinnig Karre Abt

# girrt knien Saba

# kantig abens irr

# - 276 -

# innig Karst aber

# garni Stink aber

# einbringst Kara

# STINKER Garn Abi

# knarrig Nest Abi

# - 281 -

# Sangria kerbt in

# knie NARBIG Star

# ist NARBIG Anker

# NARBIG seit Kran

# knarrt einig ABS

# - 286 -

# Gers Kinnbart i.A.

# knie SINGBAR Art

# bekannt Gisa irr

# basiert Kinn gar

# Ing. Narisker Abt

# - 291 -

# granitner Baski

# granitner BASIK

# Trainings Barke

# einbringt Arkas

# NARBIG Krise nat.

# - 296 -

# NARBIG Kreis nat.

# garni stirb Akne

# garni kerbt Anis

# geirrt Kinn Saba

# SINGBAR TINKA er

# - 301 -

# anbringt KAIS er

# Kinnbart Reis AG

# Trinkern Gisa ab

# sag trinkbar nie

# gibt Askanier Nr.

# - 306 -

# gib Arnika Stern

# sternig Krain ab

# sternig Karin ab

# Karien String ab

# Inners Tragik ab

# - 311 -

# sinkbar traeg in

# STINKER Gran Abi

# stinkigen Arbar

# gib Kinner Staar

# Kringen Sitar ab

# - 316 -

# eia! Kinnbart Sgr.

# Bringest Arnika

# sagbar Kinn Tier

# Gabier Kinn Star

# Saiter Grab Kinn

# - 321 -

# gibt Ansari Kern

# gibt Sarran Knie

# gibt Sarina Kern

# irrt absang Knie

# Abart Greis Kinn

# - 326 -

# innert Grab Saki

# Knien girrt Saba

# gib saniert Kran

# knie Satirn Grab

# rabiat knien Sgr.

# - 331 -

# Knien rabiat Sgr.

# irrt Knaben Gisa

# gibt Kinner Saar

# kargst inner Abi

# irrt abnagen Ski

# - 336 -

# Kinnbart Gier SA

# Knien Arist Grab

# gibst Narrn kaie

# gibst Kaine NARR

# Garns artib Knie

# - 341 -

# Kinnbart Ise gar

# innig starr Bake

# Kirstein Garn ab

# Knies NARBIG Art

# Kenia stirb Garn

# - 346 -

# knarrig'n seitab

# gibt Karre Nanis

# gibt Karre Sanni

# gibt Anker Arnis

# gern NIKIAS Trab

# - 351 -

# gern NIKIAS Bart

# Kinnbart Agis er

# starr knien Gabi

# narrt nebig KAIS

# kirrt Sanni Gabe

# - 356 -

# kirrt Sanni gaeb

# kirrt Nanis Gabe

# kirrt Nanis gaeb

# karrt Sanni gieb

# karrt Nanis gieb

# - 361 -

# gib Tanker Arnis

# gib Nektar Arnis

# gib kannst Arier

# seinig narrt Abk.

# Niet sinkbar arg

# - 366 -

# traben garni Ski

# Banner artig Ski

# Kaiser Granit NB.

# Trabis Garn Knie

# riskant giern ab

# - 371 -

# Kristen garni ab

# Kraters innig ab

# Kantens irrig ab

# inniger'r Tabaks

# sinkt arnie Grab

# - 376 -

# knarrige Stab in

# kristin Graen ab

# sinke NARBIG Art

# gib knarrte Anis

# sag Aribert Kinn

# - 381 -

# innig stark Rabe

# innig stark Baer

# Abts kanigen irr

# Nanis Tarik GERB

# Sanni Tarik GERB

# - 386 -

# Karia sinnt GERB

# Arnis TINKA GERB

# Katrine SINGBAR

# abringt Kasiner

# abringt Karnies

# - 391 -

# abringt Arsenik

# rast NARBIG Knie

# gern riskant Abi

# abirrt Kinn Sage

# Arnis grabt Knie

# - 396 -

# Kenia stirb Gran

# Kanari stirb Gen

# traniger Skin ab

# riskant Grab nie

# Kirstein Gran ab

# - 401 -

# Saint Knarr gieb

# seinig Trab Kran

# seinig Bart Kran

# Sangria Kern Bit

# Aribert Sanni KG

# - 406 -

# Aribert Nanis KG

# NARBIG Saint Ker

# Kinns Arier gabt

# Kinns Abart Gier

# sinkbar giert an

# - 411 -

# inniges Karr Abt

# Kinns Gabier Art

# erbt innig Sakra

# gibt inner Sakra

# karger sinnt Abi

# - 416 -

# ankern Tigris ab

# Trabis Gran Knie

# gib Arnika ernst

# NARBIGE Skin Art

# Inntier Basar KG

# - 421 -

# Sera Kinnbart GI

# Abarts innig Ker

# Abts knarrig nie

# sankt irrig NABE

# NARBIG NIKE Star

# - 426 -

# gib kanine starr

# Knien starr Gabi

# Sitare Grab Kinn

# beinig Star Kran

# Naerrin gabt Ski

# - 431 -

# angiebt NARR Ski

# SINGBAR NIKE Art

# abneigt NARR Ski

# abirren skating

# irren abnagt Ski

# - 436 -

# Ei's Kinnbart gar

# Angstbirne Kira

# giert Basar Kinn

# siebt Knarr Gina

# Kaisern artig NB.

# - 441 -

# Inns abartig Ker

# NARBIG Stern KAI

# traniger SINK ab

# sanken girrt Abi

# irrig Tabak Enns

# - 446 -

# Kaiser grabt Inn

# knarrig eins Abt

# sank NARBIG Tier

# krebsartig an in

# Arnis Tinke Grab

# - 451 -

# Erika sinnt Grab

# arnie Stink Grab

# Sinne Tarik Grab

# Arist Kinne Grab

# Kinns Garter Abi

# - 456 -

# Grabs innert KAI

# NARBIG Kiens Art

# NARBIG Tarne Ski

# sinnig Baker Art

# NARBIG keins Art

# - 461 -

# Abts einig Knarr

# gekannt Bias irr

# Knien Trias Grab

# Nisita Grab Kern

# Kantianers birg

# - 466 -

# Kaisern BRIGANT

# inniger Kars Abt

# Kaisern grabt in

# Garns Trabi Knie

# Krisen tranig ab

# - 471 -

# sagt Kabinen irr

# narrige Skin Abt

# Garnier Skin Abt

# bin Grasart Knie

# eingab narrt Ski

# - 476 -

# gib knarrt Asien

# NARBIGE SINK Art

# NARBIGE Tarn Ski

# kennbar Sigi Art

# knarrt NABE Sigi

# - 481 -

# knarrt Gina SIEB

# knarrt gieb Sina

# Sant.. irrig Knabe

# gibt Knarre Anis

# erbt NIKIAS Garn

# - 486 -

# gibt Karner Anis

# renn abartig Ski

# sank angiebt irr

# sank abneigt irr

# Kanari Stirn geb

# - 491 -

# gib starrn Kenia

# Kinns Beirat gar

# knarrig's Niet ab

# absenkt irrig an

# Stirnen Grab KAI

# - 496 -

# innerst Grab KAI

# ersinnt Grab KAI

# sinniger Abk. Art

# Sitin Anker Grab

# Satirn Grab NIKE

# - 501 -

# Bargain Stinker

Edited June 19, 2009 by LUDD

I'm eating icecream with tuss sprinkles on!

my cock is a volcano

covered in shit

my cum is in your pussy

drippin' from your clit

good times

Your master The Tuss stands above you agape

bow down you little cunt

now prepare for

the rape

 

aaaaah

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uuuuuh

 

ooooooooooooohhhh

Vaginal discharge,

fecal bazookas,

This one's for my niggaz....

 

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tusstuss

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bargain stinker? I would say so.

acid brother is one of the best songs ever made

what about the patskin page?