Alzado Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 had a nice father's day with the family yesterday. my mom made ribs that were absolutely the best i've ever had. hickory smoked meat that practically dripped off the bone. only problem: i've had a wicked case of gas ever since. i thought it would clear up after emptying the bowels this morning, but no luck. i had an appointment this morning for work and the elevators are notoriously slow in the in the Richard J. Daley center. During the eternity that it took me to get to the 28th floor, i dropped two fucking horrendous, rotten egg bombs, the likes of which are only rumored to exist among the indigenous peoples of north america. they made me question my own will to live. and if they were that bad for me, I can only imagine how it felt for the other riders on the packed elevator. one woman let out a faint, helpless cry, as if she just seen a baby injured but was in no position to offer assistance. another guy puts his newspaper up to his face, as if reports on the unrest in Iran would somehow protect him from the foulness that was encasing him. i felt sorry for these folks, for i wish them no harm. and when i finally got off the elevator, I made a quick trip to the bathroom where my worst fears were realized - some ass paste had in fact secreted onto my boxer shorts. i had to throw them away. so now i'm free balling the rest of the day. i can't afford for that to happen again though, because it would mean shit on my suit. i don't want to even think about having to explain that to the dry cleaner. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Al Hounos Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 you should submit this to the new yorker Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1070842 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted June 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 they're looking for the next jd salinger Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1070848 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 lol there's nothing funnier than throwing boxers in the trash. well except for flushing them down the toilet Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1070850 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1070867 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 LOL Alzado said: i don't want to even think about having to explain that to the dry cleaner. you pooped your pants. pretty clear cause and effect -- not strange at all, just gross. if you had shit on the inside of your suit jacket, then maybe you'd get some pointed questions.... Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1070872 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 LOL Alzado said: had a nice father's day with the family yesterday. my mom made ribs that were absolutely the best i've ever had. hickory smoked meat that practically dripped off the bone. only problem: i've had a wicked case of gas ever since. i thought it would clear up after emptying the bowels this morning, but no luck. That's because they're not empty, not even close. :embrassed: lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dan C's signature Hide all signatures On 6/17/2017 at 12:33 PM, MIXL2 said: this dan c guy seems like a fucking asshole Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1070874 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted June 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 good points everyone, thanks. things seem to have calmed down a little bit. i'm going to have a huge coffee to see if i can induce a shit, just to be safe. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1070876 Share on other sites More sharing options...
o00o Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 this makes the story more visual Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide o00o's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1070881 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted June 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 that's the Daley Center alright. you can almost hear the cries of the innocent. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1070884 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lands end road Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Wicked morning read filled with non stop lols. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1070888 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 ask someone for a cigarette. you may end up liking it and ruining your life, but after a few drags the deuce is loose. i can't wait for your pooping on an elevator post, 28 floors is a long wait. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1070893 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alzado Posted June 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 fucking lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1070905 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 omg i farted today too Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1070921 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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awepittance Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Benedict Cumberbatch said: omg i farted today too Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide awepittance's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1070938 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 placidburp said: Pretty big lol. Adjective said: Enormous lol. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1070946 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Root5's signature Hide all signatures WATMM Christmas Albums: 2011 2012 2013 2014MOST IDM Tribute Albums: Incomplete Skyscrapers Rogue Planet Mycorhizae Olympus Mons HeadphonesOther Compilation Albums: Heading for Outer Space Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1070959 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 my last wish? that no one ever dies this way. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1070974 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted June 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Benedict Cumberbatch said: omg i farted today too please tell all. spare no detail. i want to know everything. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1070976 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 i'm disappointed in you, lyle. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1070986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 oh shit i just noticed the brown footprint. lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1071011 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elliotjking Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Adjective said: biggest lol all weekend Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1071015 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Al Hounos Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 belly lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46738-dropping-bombs-on-elevators/#findComment-1071020 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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