North Korea

I was sent this video by Caustic, I'm going to nick his explanation too "I have made the hilariously depressing discovery that north korea have a state sanctioned television program where they spy on their own citizens and scorn them for not having state-regulated hairstyles, how mad is that? This is real."

 

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Seriously, what the fuck is with this shit? Can you get any more bland?

 

ah, so thats why they all look the same.

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Long hair consumes a great deal of nutrition, and could thus rob the brain of energy.

 

Kim Jong Il has explained what's wrong with essines! All hail Dear Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il!

they wouldn't like the beatles

you've got to love that music!

"Excessive hair growth has negative effects on human intelligence development. Long hair consumes a great deal of nutrition, and could thus rob the brain of energy."

 

 

 

He should change his name to Jim Kong.

  my usernames always really suck said:

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Long hair consumes a great deal of nutrition, and could thus rob the brain of energy.

 

Kim Jong Il has explained what's wrong with essines! All hail Dear Immortal Leader Kim Jong Il!

 

FINALLY

they have small penis

i heard, the longer your hair is, the more nutrients it consumes. potentially this could rob the brain of vital energy.

  A/D said:

i heard, the longer your hair is, the more nutrients it consumes. potentially this could rob the brain of vital energy.

They used to have "long hair" patrols in South Korea up until the end of the 70s. if a man was found to have hair past a certain length they would cut his hair right there on the street. Mini-skirts were also taboo.

 

Now South Korea has good internets.

man i love north korea

 

  chenGOD said:

They used to have "long hair" patrols in South Korea up until the end of the 70s. if a man was found to have hair past a certain length they would cut his hair right there on the street. Mini-skirts were also taboo.

 

Now South Korea has good internets.

maybe they made their internet cables from all that hair they stockpiled back in the 1970s

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090624/ap_on_...reas_nuclear_91

 

Kim Jong Il can't be that fucking stupid, can he?

this video could easily be fake propaganda.

  chaosmachine said:

this video could easily be fake propaganda.

 

Caustic carried out a lot of research before telling me to go ahead and make this thread. Definetly real.

  Mesh Gear Fox said:

  my usernames always really suck said:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090624/ap_on_...reas_nuclear_91

 

Kim Jong Il can't be that fucking stupid, can he?

lol

Obama can proverbially say "cut that shit out" with a whole lotta nukes on Kim Jong Il's ass in 5 seconds flat. Put that motherfucker in his place, Obama.

 

LOL. America, Fuck Yeah!

 

 

  chaosmachine said:

this video could easily be fake propaganda.

 

naw, it's definitely true propaganda.

  chenGOD said:

  Mesh Gear Fox said:

  my usernames always really suck said:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090624/ap_on_...reas_nuclear_91

 

Kim Jong Il can't be that fucking stupid, can he?

lol

Obama can proverbially say "cut that shit out" with a whole lotta nukes on Kim Jong Il's ass in 5 seconds flat. Put that motherfucker in his place, Obama.

 

LOL. America, Fuck Yeah!

 

 

Fuckin lol's I didn't take that in untill you qouted it.

 

does long hair make you silly? shitcakes!

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

does long hair make you silly? shitcakes!

 

 

Not at all.