Immortality is not science fiction anymore

This baby is 16 years old!

http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Health/Story?id...0954&page=1

Candidate for the most IDM award 2009?

bet she croaks at a normal age, looks aren't everything.

MUTANT!

OH MY GOD KILL IT

  chenGOD said:

MUTANT!

this raises an interesting question about age of consent

*all the world's paedos make a beeline towards her address*

  Braintree said:

OH MY GOD KILL IT

  lumpenprol said:

bet she croaks at a normal age, looks aren't everything.

This.

Would you rather have progeria or be a forever baby?

It's also quite odd that she survived all those extreme medical conditions without a scratch.

Hmm somethings fishy/magical...

Yes, the disappearing tumor sounds fishy.

They're probably just switching her out every year.

There's a good chance that she's been wearing Alex Chiu's Immortality Rings. They're amazing devices and they REALLY WORK. The science for how it works is on his website, it's all there.

DRINK HER BLOOD! SHE WILL MAKE US YOUNG AGAIN!

clearly part of a sinister North Korean plot to create an army of superhuman babysoldiers

fake

or mutant

benjamin button??

  lumpenprol said:

this raises an interesting question about age of consent

 

 

 

*all the world's paedos make a beeline towards her address*

lol

i was gonna say the same thing

  assegai said:

It's also quite odd that she survived all those extreme medical conditions without a scratch.

Hmm somethings fishy/magical...

Did you miss it? She's immortal.

Why are these kinda of weird people always... american?

  Philip Glass said:

Why are these kinda of weird people always... american?

Correction: American or Indian. By the way have you heard of this american guy who got pregnant?

  Braintree said:

OH MY GOD KILL IT

its coming right for us!

"fucking tired of this shit"

  ezkerraldean said:

clearly part of a sinister North Korean plot to create an army of superhuman babysoldiers

With state regulated hair.

  Enter a new display name said:

  Philip Glass said:

Why are these kinda of weird people always... american?

Correction: American or Indian. By the way have you heard of this american guy who got pregnant?

Yeah exactly the same thing, there's so many cases like that in the US of freaks of nature. With 95% of the people living outside, shouldnt there be like 20 other cases of that proportionally ?

cylon/human hybrid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Philip Glass said:

  Enter a new display name said:

  Philip Glass said:

Why are these kinda of weird people always... american?

Correction: American or Indian. By the way have you heard of this american guy who got pregnant?

 

 

Yeah exactly the same thing, there's so many cases like that in the US of freaks of nature. With 95% of the people living outside, shouldnt there be like 20 other cases of that proportionally ?

$20 says it's the bovine antibiotics

maybe there are. Why am I only hearing about it now? 16 years on? Was 14 years not long enough for a story? I saw a show about these old guys that are conjoined twins. Why did I only find out about them once they were in their 50's? Why no special tv show when they were 45?

  theSun said:

  Philip Glass said:

Yeah exactly the same thing, there's so many cases like that in the US of freaks of nature. With 95% of the people living outside, shouldnt there be like 20 other cases of that proportionally ?

 

$20 says it's the bovine antibiotics

Stuff like that would be logical, or something similar. With every thing that can be found in food, cleaning stuff, pollution, etc.. etc.. I would bet that the % of "freaks of nature" is higher in developped countries than elsewhere.

I mean by population ratio there should be ten girl like her living in China, but it always seems like the first one happens in the good'ole USofA...