Guest idrn Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 did you hear about jacko? he's beat it. apparently he's to be buried in never never land, next to many of those who tried to press charges. at least he lived to an age greater than the amount of allegations made against him. RIPaedophile BBC BREAKING NEWS: Unconfirmed sources claim that bubbles the monkey has actually been a 6 year old in a chimp suit and is now free from the clutches of his diabolical master Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Thriller? I hardly know her! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073511 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073512 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 http://www.ismichaeljacksondead.com/ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073515 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) I heard he went into Anaphylactic shock after eating 12 year old nuts. Edited June 26, 2009 by abusivegeorge Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073521 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 so i hear he's not going to be cremated. since he is 80% plastic he shall be recycled instead. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073523 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073536 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Michael Jackson has cancelled all his upcoming dates. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11). Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073539 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to hospital... "Put me on the children's ward" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 looks like jackson finally kicked that nasty oxygen habit of his Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073571 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 At least we still have one MJ left. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073575 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 dont stop till you get enough Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073585 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073587 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 World's worst thread. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073821 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Dylan Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Bob Dylan's signature Hide all signatures *** This announcement is brought to you by the Shimago-Dominguez Corporation *** helping America into the New World... Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073826 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Braintree said: holy shit this is amazing lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073834 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Braintree said: fucking lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073844 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worlds Most Johnsson Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073853 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Braintree said: fucking lol at the extra sunglasses Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073879 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 he's now king of the daisys Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073886 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 i hear michael jackson's body will be melted down and made into toys....so the kids can play with him for a change. *rimshot* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073971 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dassler Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) it's against californian law to burn plastics. Edited June 26, 2009 by Dassler Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073972 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 apparently, jackson's not going to be buried, he's being recycled into grocery bags - white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A: A Michael Jackson slumber party. Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper? A: Michael Jackson’s hand. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073976 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 newsflash! Michael Jackson's yacht has capsized and sunk just off the coast coastguard found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46835-mj-joke-thread/#findComment-1073977 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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