MJ joke thread

did you hear about jacko? he's beat it.

apparently he's to be buried in never never land, next to many of those who tried to press charges.

at least he lived to an age greater than the amount of allegations made against him.

RIPaedophile

BBC BREAKING NEWS: Unconfirmed sources claim that bubbles the monkey has actually been a 6 year old in a chimp suit and is now free from the clutches of his diabolical master

Thriller? I hardly know her!

If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

I heard he went into Anaphylactic shock after eating 12 year old nuts.

so i hear he's not going to be cremated. since he is 80% plastic he shall be recycled instead.

Michael Jackson has cancelled all his upcoming dates.

They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11).

Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to hospital... "Put me on the children's ward"

looks like jackson finally kicked that nasty oxygen habit of his

At least we still have one MJ left.

dont stop till you get enough

World's worst thread.

YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

  Braintree said:

holy shit this is amazing lol

  Braintree said:

fucking lol

  Braintree said:

fucking lol at the extra sunglasses

he's now king of the daisys

i hear michael jackson's body will be melted down and made into toys....so the kids can play with him for a change.

*rimshot*

it's against californian law to burn plastics.

apparently, jackson's not going to be buried, he's being recycled into grocery bags - white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?

A: Michael Jackson’s hand.

newsflash!

Michael Jackson's yacht has capsized and sunk just off the coast

coastguard found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy