real tuss fans

tonight, at a party, i met real life tuss fans. THEY asked ME if i knew the tuss.

FUCKED. UP.

i thought such creatures existed only deep within the bowels of the internet, far from sunlight and women. i am wrong, this one time.

Hi, I am here for the meeting....?

did you death fuck them?

death raped them. actually i made them not like the tuss anymore because i got so excited.

well, you know what they say, a tuss for a tuss

Everyone knows the tuss.

I'be been tussed off before now.

read the rules, all of you

tussers

Patskin posted a new blog...

Did you give them a last rushup to the face with your fist?

or did you settle with a gx1 solo on their ass?

who is the tuss?

Some guy who gives compulsive hand jobs.

tuss subforum imo

It would save all the NSFW hassle if we had a subforum.

i'm pretty sure that i'm the tuss. i guess i could be wrong, but this is the only explanation that's consistent with all of my evidence. i just upgraded my copy of rebirth so expect big things soon.

  Mesh Gear Fox said:

Real tuss fans don't give a shit who the tuss really is, they just enjoy the music.

yeah, but if richard d james dies one day from cardiac arrest it would be nice to know if that means I can't expect any more quality tussage.