The post lunch shits

I'm trying to find a metaphor for the growing feeling in my stomach.

Ah, here it is.

If you consider your anus the eye of the storm this makes perfect sense to me.

that's how i feel in the morning and why i only drink coffee and smoke for a while before eating anything

Only 3.5 more hours to go before I can go home, sit on my sink and properly wash my asshole with warm water and soap.

i used to only shit in the morning until i started trazodone, now i shit twice of a morning and once after every meal

yes, big brown rusty tankers are a perfect metaphor for my gastronomical defeats

  Mr Salads said:

I'm trying to find a metaphor for the growing feeling in my stomach.

 

Ah, here it is.

 

 

If you consider your anus the eye of the storm this makes perfect sense to me.

Thats a fucking epic picture.

i've been having pre lunch shits for 2 weeks now and i'm not lovin it. regular as clockwork waiting in the queue for a sandwich and it comes on.

i used to go when i got home from work, it was cleansing like taking off my work soiled shirt but now it's all out of kilter, puts me off my lunch

someone left chocolate chip cookies on top of the towel dispenser in the rest room today... i wanted to teabag them and put them back... but i didn't. about a week ago i teabagged an ice cold open can of dr. pepper on the spout that was left in the same restroom (the dr. pepper went unclaimed)!

post cigarette shits are worse. every morning on my way to work i'll have a smoke. i've now realised i have to wait until i am in the-time-it-takes-to-smoke-a-cigaratte distance before i light up, cause like clockwork 2/3 of the way through my smoke i have to shit real good. this happens about 1 in four cigarettes.

hilarious and disturbing asym!

  asymmetrical head said:

someone left chocolate chip cookies on top of the towel dispenser in the rest room today... i wanted to teabag them and put them back... but i didn't. about a week ago i teabagged an ice cold open can of dr. pepper on the spout that was left in the same restroom (the dr. pepper went unclaimed)!

I always shit before 9:30am and 10:30am. It's pretty dependable. Sometimes, if I sleep in late, it takes about 2 or 3 hours after I wake up. Rarely do I poop in the afternoon, though. It has to be a special day for that.