the grumpy breadstick thread

i'm a grumpy breadstick.

stick it up your bum on youtube

srsly tho, have you ever seen a grumpier breadstick??

it's pretty fucking grumpy. i may have seen grumpier, but not for a very long time.

  BCM said:

it's pretty fucking grumpy. i may have seen grumpier, but not for a very long time.

bcm thats a goddamn lie and you know it! okay, you may have seen a grumpy croissant, i'll give ya that.

but breadstick... nah.

now Plum, admit what that's really a picture of, and that "grumpy breadstick" is just your pet name for it

lol

i just consoled my grumpy breadstick with a warm embrace, it resulted in it shedding a couple of salty tears.

*wink*

*wink*

it needs eyes

put eyes on it

its too grumpy for eyes.

  triachus said:

it needs eyes

 

put eyes on it

... or a donk lol

that memes still popular, right??

How did an app & two pastas at the Olive Garden come to 106 Euros? :undecided:

If you're unhappy with your meal, complain and it might end up being free!

appreciate the question encey.

on closer inspection of the bill, what i thought was plain old fashioned bottled water was in fact carbonated skytree tears.

and as we all know just like shark thin, panda nad and tiger teats... they don't come cheap!

  Iain C said:

If you're unhappy with your meal, complain and it might end up being free!

i would without a doubt on home ground, but i was in italy and my italian is sketchy at best.

kicking up a fuss would've turned a bad meal into a bad night.

anyhoo, over all i am happy. €106 was a small price to pay for such a charismatic breadstick.

most probably that was mama's special price for non-italian speakers

Next time you're in Italy and that happens scream, "Porco Madonna" then storm out without paying.

if the breadstick summed up your feelings, couldn't you have used that to help communicate?

this thread wasn't really about the meal or how much it cost.

i just wanted to post the grumpy breadstick, yeah it probably didn't warrant its own thread, but where else was i gonna put it?

the recent pic thread? nope. the art thread? possibly. the michael jackson is dead thread... shit!!

*screams "porco madonna" and storms out*

  Plum said:

*screams "porco madonna" and storms out*

Now that's a classy exit.

that's what she said

Well, each time you drink Skytree's tears you live an extra five years, so you're set man!

Lol @ 'porca madonna' -- I had an Italian roommate for three years; he said that all the time, lol. 'Spacca bale!'

  encey said:

How did an app & two pastas at the Olive Garden come to 106 Euros? :undecided:

that isn't an olive garden breadstick! looks more like papa johns lol

That is a grumpy looking breadstick indeed. Reminds me of this zucchini I once knew, now that was a grumpy piece of produce.

Can you tell which one is the grumpy one?

i can see a frisky zucchini.

  Plum said:

its too grumpy for eyes.

 

  triachus said:

it needs eyes

 

put eyes on it

silly plum, nothing's too grumpy for googly eyes!