I Really Hate Post-Shower Shits

So I wake up, get my clothes together, grab a clean towel, turn on the water, and hop in - I shower, take the time to shave (hadn't shaved in a few days, looking a bit ragged), get out, dry off, and get ready to get dressed, and BAM! Gotta take a shit.

I HATE post-shower shits (PSS) - I'd much rather (as I discussed in previous threads) shit just before a shower, not wipe and just blast the remnants off with the shower head (or the mid-shower shit (MSS), which is nice, since it seems the hot water and being wet sitting on the toilet seems to provide cleaner breaks), resulting in the cleanest sphincter possible.

Luckily, it was a very clean break, with minimal wiping needed. Still, I just don't feel as clean as I should.

I re-shower, usually just a quick waist down.

I've missed you.

  Gary C said:

 

I've missed you.

Really? Were we to meet up somewhere?

its all about mid shower shits, ultra clean

Yeah I cant stand those either.

I mean, they really put a damper (pamper, lol) on your day - there's no other confidence booster other than striding confidently into work knowing that nary a fold in your browneye is caked with the remnants of last night's Taco Bell "meal".

i shit my pants this morning in the kitchen whilst waiting to use the bathroom. thats the worse wipe imaginable because its all around the asshole and in your pants. thats when a shower is best

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

i shit my pants this morning in the kitchen whilst waiting to use the bathroom. thats the worse wipe imaginable because its all around the asshole and in your pants. thats when a shower is best

I would have threatened whomever was taking up the bathroom with shitting on their bed or in their shoes unless they got out of the bog PRONTO

i always try hard to shit before the shower....

but it pisses me off like a muthafucka when I have to go right after.... I'm with ya papa~!

what's that you say? a poop thread? papa! papa . . you're . . home!

  Joyrex said:

So I wake up, get my clothes together, grab a clean towel, turn on the water, and hop in - I shower, take the time to shave (hadn't shaved in a few days, looking a bit ragged), get out, dry off, and get ready to get dressed, and BAM! Gotta take a shit.

 

I HATE post-shower shits (PSS) - I'd much rather (as I discussed in previous threads) shit just before a shower, not wipe and just blast the remnants off with the shower head (or the mid-shower shit (MSS), which is nice, since it seems the hot water and being wet sitting on the toilet seems to provide cleaner breaks), resulting in the cleanest sphincter possible.

 

Luckily, it was a very clean break, with minimal wiping needed. Still, I just don't feel as clean as I should.

I hate just farting in the shower.  I have to rewash twixt the cheeks all over again.

joyrex, no offence dude, but you complained about this already a while ago

make no mistake about it, we all care about your hygiene and your poo issues, but why'd you wanna go jazz banding this shit on us time and time again?

So, the conundrum is, if you shit BEFORE the shower, how do you avoid having your poop funk stink up the bathroom while you're washing?

  T35513R said:

So, the conundrum is, if you shit BEFORE the shower, how do you avoid having your poop funk stink up the bathroom while you're washing?

By flushing.

how about by having a shower and a bathroom seperated by a wall

  T35513R said:

So, the conundrum is, if you shit BEFORE the shower, how do you avoid having your poop funk stink up the bathroom while you're washing?

Well, typically I don't smell it since by then I am into the steamy shower, enjoying the scents of my "for men"-enabled soaps and shampoos.

yeah, i have to get up, get a coffee, have a smoke then force a shit out before showering...

original source mint & tea leaf shower gel helps kick the stink out in 0.001 seconds...

infact, new thread.

  Georges Bataille said:

joyrex, no offence dude, but you complained about this already a while ago

 

make no mistake about it, we all care about your hygiene and your poo issues, but why'd you wanna go jazz banding this shit on us time and time again?

No; the last thread was an inquiry about whether shitting pre-shower or during a shower was acceptable/strange/awesome. This is a complaint thread due to my colon deciding to wake up later than the rest of my body.

this is a serious issue and i highly regard the fact that it was posted at least twice.

should be pinned.

Fuck off you guys, smelling your own shit while you're in the shower is fucking lush, it's like smelling your own farts. Fucking hell as if you don't like showering to the smell of your own vile toxins.

I thought showering in the morning was abolished? disgusting habit

Shower, shit, shower. The only kind of shit sandwich I enjoy.

BE THE SHIT-ATTACKER!

ya gotta get yer body to take dumps in the morning or before you got to bed g