share something quirky/peculiar that bothers/unsettles you.

a vacuum cleaner being used to clean itself with it's own suction and brush attachment. dirty vacuum!

sauce from a squeezable container that is almost empty. the wet fart thing it does over your food, very unsavory.

smart lace up shoes without any laces in, just empty eyelets.

quite a common one that really twizzles my turnips... biting down onto a sheet of tin foil. *shudders*

How the fact that WATMM is no longer about the music makers, or the dreamers of dreams...

WATHH

we are the hippest hipsters.com

i don't understand how any of these things are "irrational"...

Cyanide in the morning coffee.

clearly that is irrational

swimming pool toilets straight from a dip, barefoot.

Seats in public places that are still warm from the last person.

Shaking hands with lots of people within a short period of time

masturbating in front of small children

wait

  scones to die for said:

Seats in public places that are still warm from the last person.

especially if that seat also happens to be a toilet seat.... shudder time!!!

when people take message boarding too seriously

not enough posts in the artist subforums

riding the subway or walking past people on the street generally causes me great anxiety

looking people in their eyes as they walk by

  sneaksta303 said:

i don't understand how any of these things are "irrational"...

this is truth. now that i think about it my "vacuum cleaner" one is totally on the level. cheers!

fucking strangers in the dark while wearing earplugs

The navels on oranges.

Outie bellybuttons.

The smell a dirty navel can produce.

Taking a shower and putting on clothes only to find out you forgot to properly dry your navel and it's all warm and moist and sweaty.

The feeling you get when you jam a finger too deep in your own navel.

Navel fungus.

navel is to you as ketchup is to me.

edit: so many ketchup issues.

I can identify with your sentiments on the wet fart, what also bothers me is when there's a watery discharge before there's actual sauce coming out of the bottle, it's the worst when this happens with mustard, moreso than with ketchup for some reason.

  277: 930-933 said:

I can identify with your sentiments on the wet fart, what also bothers me is when there's a watery discharge before there's actual sauce coming out of the bottle, it's the worst when this happens with mustard, moreso than with ketchup for some reason.

oh my dear sweet brother...

the way that horrid translucent red puddle advances across the designated sauce clearing towards the food...

*vomits in mouth*

seeing grumpy faces in food

what the fuck food, you're supposed to be food not grumpy!

BORAT.

cutting sandwitches horizontally rather than diagonally.

sharing drinks from cartons when the egdes get all spit soaked.

accidentally dropping stuff makes me very mad. or tripping while walking.

plastic beer bottles they have here in germany.

eyebrow piercings. I wanna rip them out of the people face.

overly ritualized joint smoking, where its important passing left or right and saying boom shanka or whatever the fuck.

really neatly kept rasta hair on white dudes.

those motherfucking new trendy ear piercings that widen the lobe. WTF? Fucking idiots.

the kind of left and right kissing greeting girls around here tend to do. I just don't want their face so near to mine.

Gum under tables in restaurants. I don't check, but I know it's there.

getting small electrical shocks, you know the type, doorknobs, counters, faucets, etc... they're too insignificant to actually hurt but i HATE them. not so incidentally i was not a fan of screwing around with electrical fences when i was younger.

i will go to extraordinary lengths to avoid even the smallest electrical shocks

also, when people don't clean out the lint drawer in dryers.

eversince i was a little kid i get this image of a metal pétanque ball stuck in the wheels of a roller skate shoe. such an unnatural image, it makes me cringe even to this day. it haunts me in my dreams.

oh yeah, another thing...

my friend's labradoodle puppy! his willy is massive, both in length and girth.

mine is tiny (in comparison) and he stares me down as if he senses my inferior peni.