kakapo Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 So walking home from work tonight my eyes were drawn to a young lady in a full black hijab coming the opposite way. Her face veil was loosely tied and this seemed strangely erotic, and for a brief moment some arabian nights fantasy manifested itself. So I gave her a cheeky grin and a wink. I've no idea why, I'm an idiot. Maybe it was reading a recent vice article on the hijab in yemen. Of course there was no way of gauging any response. Could have been anything, bemusement, disgust, dunno. And of course that's one of the purposes of it. So anyway, share your stories of interacting with the fat ninjas. Ever gotten a joke or a giggle out of any them? As an experiment, I want all the the London watmmers to give a wink and a smile to one tomorrow. We will then collate the results. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 kakapo said: So walking home from work tonight my eyes were drawn to a young lady in a full black hijab coming the opposite way. Her face veil was loosely tied and this seemed strangely erotic, and for a brief moment some arabian nights fantasy manifested itself. So I gave her a cheeky grin and a wink. I've no idea why, I'm an idiot. Maybe it was reading a recent vice article on the hijab in yemen. Of course there was no way of gauging any response. Could have been anything, bemusement, disgust, dunno. And of course that's one of the purposes of it. So anyway, share your stories of interacting with the fat ninjas. Ever gotten a joke or a giggle out of any them? As an experiment, I want all the the London watmmers to give a wink and a smile to one tomorrow. We will then collate the results. Link doesn't work. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076493 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 kakapo said: As an experiment, I want all the the London watmmers to give a wink and a smile to one tomorrow. We will then collate the results. You're just going to dress up like one to find watmmers, aren't you? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076503 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted June 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 scones to die for said: Link doesn't work. A mod must have edited my post? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076504 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted June 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 OneToThirtySix said: kakapo said: As an experiment, I want all the the London watmmers to give a wink and a smile to one tomorrow. We will then collate the results. You're just going to dress up like one to find watmmers, aren't you? Well according to the polls, they're all 6'7" ectomorphs with enormous cocks, so shouldn't be too hard to find. Link to vice article: http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n6/htdocs/t...have-it-909.php Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076507 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 When my daughter was 3-4 she saw a lady in a full burka in the shoe department of WAL*MART and started pointing going "ninja lady! ninja lady!". I felt like I wanted to sink through the floor. Thankfully, she didn't hear or understand what she was saying, so she didn't turn around. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076510 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 kakapo said: Well according to the polls, they're all 6'7" ectomorphs with enormous cocks, so shouldn't be too hard to find. I'm pretty sure one third of those polls are inaccurate. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076512 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 I will do this tomorrow as I am in London. If I get the shit beaten out of me I'm coming after lady kakapo. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076518 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted June 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 abusivegeorge said: coming after lady kakapo. That will make a nice change for her. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « She's a messed up little slut with a truckload of daddy issues, who specializes in fucking other people's boyfriends, and playing the victim at every opportunity. However, you do as much as look in her general direction and I'll cut you. Deep. Very deep. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076523 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Dude you want me to sort her? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076527 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 i always smile and give a thumbs up to anyone wearing a full burkha. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076529 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted June 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 BCM said: i always smile and give a thumbs up to anyone wearing a full burkha. Actually, they probably get sick of cheeky cockneys doing this to them, what was I thinking. Ok, change of plan, pinch their bottom. There's nothing in the quran that prevents it. And no George, I don't want you to sort her. I'm pretty sure she's a LUDD dupe anyway. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076536 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 kakapo said: And no George, I don't want you to sort her. I'm pretty sure she's a LUDD dupe anyway. That would not surprise me one bit. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076539 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 i might get a cape. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076541 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted June 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 BCM said: i might get a cape. I always thought it would make shoplifting in Tescos so easy. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076543 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 *orders taxi to camden* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076546 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted June 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Actually why stop at Tescos. We could get a group together and clear out digital village. As long as we got the eye make-up right we'd be fine. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076550 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 yeah fucking let's do over B & Q Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076551 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 And Aldi's! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076552 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 and Dunelm Mill Shop Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted June 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Wait, what if everyone in Burkhas in London is in fact a career criminal on his way to clear out the local M&S food of all their smoked salmon? And I'm imploring watmmers to flirt with them? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076558 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 We could start a cult, and you would be our leader kakapo. After all this was your idea. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076562 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 everyone in a burkha is an alien obviously. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076563 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted June 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Joyrex said: When my daughter was 3-4 she saw a lady in a full burka in the shoe department of WAL*MART and started pointing going "ninja lady! ninja lady!". I felt like I wanted to sink through the floor. Thankfully, she didn't hear or understand what she was saying, so she didn't turn around. In Texas. You get full burkas in Texas? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076567 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 This thread is as racist as kakapo's avatar. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46969-fat-ninjas/#findComment-1076577 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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