original source mint & tea leaf shower gel

Started using this stuff a week of so ago and it's a fucking proper blast of offensive freshness.

It's like your head is forced into a wind tunnel and your bellend is dipped in liquid nitrogen.

A girl I know says it stings her nipples, and a guy I know doesn't use it because it's too much on his willy.

I like the stuff, it just makes my willy feel cold really, and feels like i'm sitting on ice too...

Does anyone use it.. do you like it?

Don't fap with it, it will burn.

mint one makes me too cold in the shower. i like the lime one though.

do you have tits bcm? apparently the tea leaf content can make males grow tits.

tits tits tits

I've got a tube of this body wash. it's insane; it makes my scrotum feel like it's going to freeze off. if you run low on hot water you will be in a world of pain.

Mint will burn the bollocks off a brass monkey if you don't dilute it enough.

yes i have massive tits

fuuuuuuuuuuck

i thought these were pecks growing

i've only been on the stuff for a week

i thought tea leaf is good for the skin?

maybe it's just pre-teens/teens that have the tit problem.

do some execise

Yeah, the mint one is a ball-killer. Japs-eye destroyer.

i used to masturbate with a mint body wash. it's a great way to build up to having sex with an icy vampire.

stinging nipples are strangely arousing.

its ok for essines to say this because he is getting laid regularly.

i'd say it otherwise.

can i sting your nipples and lay you regularly?

only if i can pee on your leg in the shower

i used it once and it felt like i had dipped my balls in liquid nitrogen for an hour afterwards

never again

oh fuck, i really need to get some of this shit. how slippery is it? safe enough to self-asphyxiate?

  BCM said:

yes i have massive tits

i lol'd

Sounds like what Dr. Bronner's Soap feels like