Farting During Sex

on either end...?

The wife farts sometimes in coitus.  I like to think I'm fucking the gas out of her.  Doesn't hurt me any, and sometimes the real powerful ones feel kinda good.  Makes me wish she wasn't such a prewd or I'd cram a little battery-operated jiggly thing in her rectum.

edit; I swear we've had a thread on this already, and somebody said he would drop that bitch like a bad habit, or something along those lines.

i've farted during a bj more times than i can remember. she's a hero though, she still ventures south. it often takes some harassment but it always ends in happiness. hasn't happened in a while though.

farting on things is awesome

farts

i don't like farts.

farts make me feel strange.

they used to call me farty boy on the playground.

"FARTY boy is gonna FART isn't he?"

"oo look at little FARTY boy!"

tens of thousands of farts per second

twas an IDM kind of fart, i might add

pixelated farts from the gaseous realm of the computer people

any girl going to hang out with me best understand i hear a single fart i'm out

can somebody find a video of a bunch of women walking around farting?

i once saw this video of some naked japanese girls farting in this guys face

I just farted a fart from my anus.

tiny farts from the rectum of christ

  vamos scorcho said:

tiny farts from the rectum of christ

Fuck.

I have farted during sex....

so has she....

She has farted during sex as well....

6 years of marriage and 10+ years of boning, and still no incident of farting by either party during sex, at least none that the other was aware of. All the more amazing given that in the context of everyday activities the Mrs. and I are rather prolific in our farting. I have induced queefage on a number of occasions though I presume these are a separate discussion for a later time...

But man, there's something so satisfying about letting a good one rip. Kinda wish I had some gas right now...

maybe a little tommy squeaker

Directed by Michael Bay

  blicero said:

Directed by Michael Bay

rofl

  xxx said:

Sos I was doing the flicking and the windshield wipers down on the lady one time. She tapped my head but I thought it was just encouragement. She was trying to warn me that an unavoidable fart was docked. Too late; I tell you what, it was fucking weird to have a farting anus no more than a few centimeters from my ear. I was able to hear harmonics and juicy dissonance that normally gets lost in the cheeks.

 

She was embarrassed, we laughed, we kept fucking anyway. But later, I got really analytic about it. So I said, "if you knew it was critical mass with this fart, why didn't you physically remove my head more quickly? You just tapped me gently." It's like gently tugging Wagner's coat tails as he conducts; the guy's in such a trance of genius, he's never gonna feel it. She got pretty sore again and didn't want to talk about it so here I am left to wonder about the time my chin was farted on during cunnilingus.

lol

There must be someone on here who's accidentally shit/piss during sex? Seperate thread?

farting in unison is more powerful than simultaneous orgasm

Followed up with a high five.

Never been with a girl that farted during sex, but sometimes they queef.

  On 6/30/2009 at 6:43 AM, vamos scorcho said:

i don't like farts.

 

farts make me feel strange.

 

they used to call me farty boy on the playground.

 

"FARTY boy is gonna FART isn't he?"

"oo look at little FARTY boy!"

 

tens of thousands of farts per second

twas an IDM kind of fart, i might add

 

pixelated farts from the gaseous realm of the computer people

 

any girl going to hang out with me best understand i hear a single fart i'm out

 

can somebody find a video of a bunch of women walking around farting?

i once saw this video of some naked japanese girls farting in this guys face

post voted down for not liking farts. liar.

are you looking for farting porn

http://www.cliphunter.com/w/58181/3_brazilian_babes_farting

if you get fired for clicking on this at work you should probably also be shot

i farted just as i shot my load in her once

was pretty epic

  On 7/1/2009 at 2:24 AM, Braintree said:

Never been with a girl that farted during sex, but sometimes they queef.

same.

i love when my partner farts during sex.

it sends a warming pulse of air up my johnson.

lol!

  On 6/30/2009 at 4:27 PM, xxx said:

Sos I was doing the flicking and the windshield wipers down on the lady one time. She tapped my head but I thought it was just encouragement. She was trying to warn me that an unavoidable fart was docked. Too late; I tell you what, it was fucking weird to have a farting anus no more than a few centimeters from my ear. I was able to hear harmonics and juicy dissonance that normally gets lost in the cheeks.

 

She was embarrassed, we laughed, we kept fucking anyway. But later, I got really analytic about it. So I said, "if you knew it was critical mass with this fart, why didn't you physically remove my head more quickly? You just tapped me gently." It's like gently tugging Wagner's coat tails as he conducts; the guy's in such a trance of genius, he's never gonna feel it. She got pretty sore again and didn't want to talk about it so here I am left to wonder about the time my chin was farted on during cunnilingus.

 

haha i love reading your posts

Is it crass to fart just before penetration?

  On 7/1/2009 at 8:07 AM, kaen said:

i farted just as i shot my load in her once

 

was pretty epic

this is my new goal