Boxus Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 on either end...? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Boxus's signature Hide all signatures art Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) The wife farts sometimes in coitus. I like to think I'm fucking the gas out of her. Doesn't hurt me any, and sometimes the real powerful ones feel kinda good. Makes me wish she wasn't such a prewd or I'd cram a little battery-operated jiggly thing in her rectum. edit; I swear we've had a thread on this already, and somebody said he would drop that bitch like a bad habit, or something along those lines. Edited June 30, 2009 by OneToThirtySix Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1076877 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 i've farted during a bj more times than i can remember. she's a hero though, she still ventures south. it often takes some harassment but it always ends in happiness. hasn't happened in a while though. farting on things is awesome farts Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1076881 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 i don't like farts. farts make me feel strange. they used to call me farty boy on the playground. "FARTY boy is gonna FART isn't he?" "oo look at little FARTY boy!" tens of thousands of farts per second twas an IDM kind of fart, i might add pixelated farts from the gaseous realm of the computer people any girl going to hang out with me best understand i hear a single fart i'm out can somebody find a video of a bunch of women walking around farting? i once saw this video of some naked japanese girls farting in this guys face Braintree 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1076884 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 I just farted a fart from my anus. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1076891 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 tiny farts from the rectum of christ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1076897 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q27 Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 vamos scorcho said: tiny farts from the rectum of christ Fuck. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Q27's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1076929 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 I have farted during sex.... so has she.... She has farted during sex as well.... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1076945 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 6 years of marriage and 10+ years of boning, and still no incident of farting by either party during sex, at least none that the other was aware of. All the more amazing given that in the context of everyday activities the Mrs. and I are rather prolific in our farting. I have induced queefage on a number of occasions though I presume these are a separate discussion for a later time... But man, there's something so satisfying about letting a good one rip. Kinda wish I had some gas right now... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BobDobalina's signature Hide all signatures CA$HNE$$ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1077069 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 maybe a little tommy squeaker Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1077086 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest theSun Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 blicero said: Directed by Michael Bay rofl Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1077132 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) xxx said: Sos I was doing the flicking and the windshield wipers down on the lady one time. She tapped my head but I thought it was just encouragement. She was trying to warn me that an unavoidable fart was docked. Too late; I tell you what, it was fucking weird to have a farting anus no more than a few centimeters from my ear. I was able to hear harmonics and juicy dissonance that normally gets lost in the cheeks. She was embarrassed, we laughed, we kept fucking anyway. But later, I got really analytic about it. So I said, "if you knew it was critical mass with this fart, why didn't you physically remove my head more quickly? You just tapped me gently." It's like gently tugging Wagner's coat tails as he conducts; the guy's in such a trance of genius, he's never gonna feel it. She got pretty sore again and didn't want to talk about it so here I am left to wonder about the time my chin was farted on during cunnilingus. lol There must be someone on here who's accidentally shit/piss during sex? Seperate thread? Edited June 30, 2009 by abusivegeorge Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1077154 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iamabe Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 farting in unison is more powerful than simultaneous orgasm Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1077540 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Followed up with a high five. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1077544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Never been with a girl that farted during sex, but sometimes they queef. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1077645 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 On 6/30/2009 at 6:43 AM, vamos scorcho said: i don't like farts. farts make me feel strange. they used to call me farty boy on the playground. "FARTY boy is gonna FART isn't he?" "oo look at little FARTY boy!" tens of thousands of farts per second twas an IDM kind of fart, i might add pixelated farts from the gaseous realm of the computer people any girl going to hang out with me best understand i hear a single fart i'm out can somebody find a video of a bunch of women walking around farting? i once saw this video of some naked japanese girls farting in this guys face post voted down for not liking farts. liar. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Alzado's signature Hide all signatures RIP Farm Eagle Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1077648 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Saskrotch Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 are you looking for farting porn http://www.cliphunter.com/w/58181/3_brazilian_babes_farting if you get fired for clicking on this at work you should probably also be shot Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1077676 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 i farted just as i shot my load in her once was pretty epic Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaen's signature Hide all signatures trumps toe fungus Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1077964 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 On 7/1/2009 at 2:24 AM, Braintree said: Never been with a girl that farted during sex, but sometimes they queef. same. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1078049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 i love when my partner farts during sex. it sends a warming pulse of air up my johnson. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1078078 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 lol! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1078084 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 On 6/30/2009 at 4:27 PM, xxx said: Sos I was doing the flicking and the windshield wipers down on the lady one time. She tapped my head but I thought it was just encouragement. She was trying to warn me that an unavoidable fart was docked. Too late; I tell you what, it was fucking weird to have a farting anus no more than a few centimeters from my ear. I was able to hear harmonics and juicy dissonance that normally gets lost in the cheeks. She was embarrassed, we laughed, we kept fucking anyway. But later, I got really analytic about it. So I said, "if you knew it was critical mass with this fart, why didn't you physically remove my head more quickly? You just tapped me gently." It's like gently tugging Wagner's coat tails as he conducts; the guy's in such a trance of genius, he's never gonna feel it. She got pretty sore again and didn't want to talk about it so here I am left to wonder about the time my chin was farted on during cunnilingus. haha i love reading your posts Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1078086 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Is it crass to fart just before penetration? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1078112 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxus Posted July 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 On 7/1/2009 at 8:07 AM, kaen said: i farted just as i shot my load in her once was pretty epic this is my new goal Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Boxus's signature Hide all signatures art Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/46986-farting-during-sex/#findComment-1078629 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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