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My garden is like a forest, both sides are a hedge (except the RIGHT hand side has a small fence under it somewhere). It is all over-grown, we have two trees, one is massive (forest size), the other is a small apple tree, we have many a bush and a small pond, the green green grass home of home is long, very long, and the place is uninhabitable.

 

OK so I lean back from my computer chair two minutes ago to look out of my patio door, and the entire LEFT side of my garden is gone, the hedge has dissappeared, the brambles have gone, the weeds are missing, the foliage has dissipated and in its place theres a nice, new, neat wooden fence and my garden now looks nice and spacious and relatively respectable.

 

I have absolutely no recollection of this change taking place.

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Sounds like your neighbours got tired of your unkempt yard and took matters into their own hands, you lazy cunt.

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