Blir Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Yo WATMM! Today me and my girlfriend of 6 years split up, what a load of fucking shit! So I did as any self-hating WATMMer would do and made a thread about it. In this thread there will be cynicism, sarcasm, moodiness and hopefully a few lols to brighten the mood before the misery sinks in! Make it happen brothers Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Sorry to hear it mate, I was only with my last partner for a year and I'm still mentally scarred, bitter and damaged. I can only imagine what it's going to be like for you. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079393 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 i thought this thread was going to be about emotional house music that's shit Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079394 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 (edited) yeah it's shit when a longterm relationship ends. my first girlfriend broke up with me after three years of awesome. i totally didn't see it coming, but we're great friends now, even four years after we broke up. she's now married, owns a house and has a child, and i couldn't be more happy for her. so, i dunno, i hope this is some consolation, that maybe you could get a great non-relationship friendship out of this. or something? Edited July 3, 2009 by modey Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079395 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 I feel ya mate. Shit sucks. :( Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079396 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted July 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 On 7/3/2009 at 2:04 PM, modey said: yeah it's shit when a longterm relationship ends. my first girlfriend broke up with me after three years of awesome. i totally didn't see it coming, but we're great friends now, even four years after we broke up. she's now married, owns a house and has a child, and i couldn't be more happy for her. so, i dunno, i hope this is some consolation, that maybe you could get a great non-relationship friendship out of this. or something? Maybe, but I doubt it. I mean, there's a possibility that we might even end up back together, but I doubt that too. We kind of agreed to go seperate ways because we were just disintegrating and getting abusive towards each other. I'm not sure if that's worse than just getting angry and splitting up like that, but it's nice to know there's no bad feelings towards each other. Triachus - This thread can be about that, if you want it to! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079398 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 (edited) Sorry to hear. But anyway, I'm also in a shit mood. Only Marvin knows what to say... Edited July 3, 2009 by Gary C Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079404 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 shit man, six years is a long time....feel for you mate....what you should do is book a holiday to thailand asap. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079414 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Georges Bataille Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Get out and celebrate, you dummy! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079421 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted July 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 On 7/3/2009 at 3:48 PM, Georges Bataille said: Get out and celebrate, you dummy! If by celebrate you mean climb a clock tower and snipe people, I'm on it! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079434 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Georges Bataille Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 why, yes, of course, that's what I mean. on a serious note: i feel ya, man. sounds like there's a fair chance you might get back together though. don't make the mistake of not talking to each other about stuff that actually matters. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079440 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 On 7/3/2009 at 4:13 PM, Georges Bataille said: don't make the mistake of not talking to each other about stuff that actually matters. This was mine and my ex's biggest problem I think. We would just plod on and never talk about shit that we should have until it built up and one of us snapped then it all came out, which cleared the air for a while but then same thing over and over. I really hope you get back together mate. I've been fucked up since my break up, verging on alcoholism and totally depressed all the time. We still speak every now and then but unfortunately we will never be great friends like we used to be. *chugs pint of cider* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079447 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 breaking up was the worst mistake of your life Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079450 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Renivatio Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 On 7/3/2009 at 1:54 PM, Iain C said: Sorry to hear it mate, I was only with my last partner for a year and I'm still mentally scarred, bitter and damaged. same here...it´s been a year since i broke up with my ex and im still bittr. being in spain right now rly helps tho. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079454 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 obel - now's your time to travel the world and spread your seed across all continents. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Blir Posted July 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Holy shit how'd you find a picture of me!? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079482 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 On 7/3/2009 at 5:56 PM, Obel said: Holy shit how'd you find a picture of me!? duh. you posted it on teh internets, dude. by the way, i think it's funny we both posted threads about shithouses. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079484 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Message sent mate. essines-message sent mate. lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079519 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted July 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 On 7/3/2009 at 6:02 PM, jefferoo said: duh. you posted it on teh internets, dude. by the way, i think it's funny we both posted threads about shithouses. You made a shithouse thread? On 7/3/2009 at 7:28 PM, essines said: i think my girlfriend is sleeping with some asshole at her work. Mother fucker, I hate that shit. Hope not bro. If someone I cared about cheated on me you could pretty much expect me on the front page of tomorrows newspaper. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079539 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 no woman no cry Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 (edited) On 7/3/2009 at 8:12 PM, Obel said: You made a shithouse thread? Yeah. It was about the lady who dropped a baby bomb in a porto-potty. Sorry to hear the bad news, btw! :( On 7/3/2009 at 7:28 PM, essines said: i think my girlfriend is sleeping with some asshole at her work. Dude, that sucks pretty bad. Find out who that fucker is and jack him... or at least make him think you will jack him and scare him until he shits himself. I actually did that to a dude who my girl once had a thing with... scared him, no actual violence. The dude was some old-money rich boy with English parents who worked in a silver shop. They weren't fucking but they were sorta dating while we were still together. After shit got cleared up and I knew my girl had chosen me over him, I found out this dude still had a bunch of her books at his store that he never gave back to her. I figured I wanted there to be nothing linking them so I went to his little silver shop and paid him a visit. When I walked in, the look on his face was priceless. He was all like "Oh. Jeff. How are you?" and I was like "Give me her books", all aggressive. He then whimpered "Oh. Ok. Sure." or something along those lines and scurried in the back to get my girl's books. He came back, gave them to me and I grabbed them out of his hand. He flinched and I walked out. There were a couple customers in the shop. I felt like a badass. Shortly after, the dude left a message on my girl's voicemail, calling me a "brute". I felt even better about that. What a twat. Seriously though. Girls like it when dudes get all territorial over them. You should step up to the other dude. It will get your lady hot. Edited July 4, 2009 by jefferoo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079801 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinicalypse Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 On 7/3/2009 at 2:04 PM, modey said: yeah it's shit when a longterm relationship ends. my first girlfriend broke up with me after three years of awesome. i totally didn't see it coming, but we're great friends now, even four years after we broke up. she's now married, owns a house and has a child, and i couldn't be more happy for her. so, i dunno, i hope this is some consolation, that maybe you could get a great non-relationship friendship out of this. or something? congrats: you win the first annual sinicalyptical cunt award for the continued pussonification of the american male. may the golden vagina trophy in your living room serve as a reminder of your unequivocal achievement in the field of manhood Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sinicalypse's signature Hide all signatures thirtyseven seconds into the future... thee sinicollapse web experience lies here. obviously, you need to have your webpage owned by newscorp for it to be the truth. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079806 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinicalypse Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 On 7/3/2009 at 5:32 PM, jefferoo said: hi my name is katie and i'm not quite fucking the guys who i want to fuck when i go out to the bar, so i'm going to put this picture on the internets so you fap away until i build up enough confidence to mack that one guy i really want to fuck, so thank you for any and all attention, validation, and hey did you notice that i took this picture in a mirror?! yes. i'm artistically brilliant like that. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sinicalypse's signature Hide all signatures thirtyseven seconds into the future... thee sinicollapse web experience lies here. obviously, you need to have your webpage owned by newscorp for it to be the truth. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079808 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 pretty cool how ignored posts only show up as a tiny bar now rather than what looks like a post with the words: "You have chosen to ignore all posts from: sinicalyptical cunt". pretty cool huh Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47106-shithouse-emo-thread/#findComment-1079877 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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