hiccups

i get hiccups like once every six months. any more and i'd kill my shit. fuck hiccups so hard. so uncomfortable and annoying. how do i get rid of them? i can't take this shit.

i can't even sleep em off. jesus

hiccups.

Did you know there was a man who had hiccups for more than two years?

i don't care cause he's not me.

Eat a tablespoon of honey and breathe into a paper bag

i'm diabetic and allergic to wood fibres.

Shit, didn't know man. That's the only trick I know, sorry.

My grandma's trick: lay on your stomach with you arms and legs stretched out like an x and raise your hands and feet as high as you can toward the sky and hold it for as long as you can.

If that doesn't work, try this.

Drinking a large glass of ocean water does the trick for me

hiccups are a symptom from being a huge fag.

stop being a fag.

fag

A few years ago, I had a really bad attack which started on the way home from a club at about 3am. It lasted all the way home in the taxi, and for much longer. I was getting stoned in my room in addition to already being really pissed, and I began getting dizzy and paranoid! I managed to read about hiccups on Wikipedia and found out that the longest case lasted almost seventy years. They had been going on for a couple of hours now and I was beginning to freak out! In my panic I felt something stirring in my guts. All of a sudden, the urge to shit overwhelmed my consciouness and I stagger-stomped to the waiting toilet, where I unloaded a monstrous log of such girth that you'd never believe it came out of a delicate creature like me. It was a few minutes of sighing relief before I realised - taking a huge shit had cured my hiccups!

For the last few years I've developed some weird condition where I never get a proper long bout of the hiccups, but I get maybe one or two hiccups every day. To be honest I prefer it this way !

(I found out recently that someone at work has exactly the same thing, what are the chances !)

it's a spasm in your throught so you have to relax it

what works for me is drinking upside down while holding my breath

try and hold it for as long as you can after swallowing

Hold your breath for as long as you can. Or (i'm not sure about this one, but it works on my grandma) have someone scare the shit out of you. 

its all about re/de-oxygenating your blood, or something.

hold your breath for 30 seconds

breathe all the air in lungs out, until you cant breathe out anymore

then don't breathe in for another 30 seconds, or as long as you can manage.

this method is like an A-Bomb for hiccups

edit: don't die

i get hiccups when i drink something cold... like the first sip of an ice cold beer. i got it from my father who got it from my grandmother so it seems to be a family thing.. very strange.

i hiccup when i eat certain types of chilli, it's weird!

Aren't hiccups due to alcohol, like in cartoons?

drink whisky until they go away

press on your forehead just above your eyes.

squirt pure lemon juice under your tongue

i get hiccups like once every 5 years so this shit is whack.

Dialysis patients that eat starfruit get hiccups and die.

I don't think this works over the internet but in real life if you meet someone with hiccups and you ask them their middle name 8/10 times the hiccups will stop. I don't know why, I think it resets your brain or something but fuck it it works. Of course, it doesn't work if you know it's coming.

Put some water in your mouth, look downward, swallow.

i did the whiskey thing and i don't remember what happened but i no longer have hiccups.

fuck hiccups.