Guest ezkerraldean Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 you really need to shit, and you're going to spew at the same time. the sink is one metre away from the toilet. there are no buckets. what do you do? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 garbage can or bath tub. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 On 7/4/2009 at 9:48 PM, essines said: garbage can or bath tub. bath tub is full of parents' expensive posh mats and towels and fancy oils and shampoos Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Strike Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Duh, you shitpuke. Stunt puking between your legs whilst unleashing the torrent from your rear. This technique is only for the experienced puker. Pro skills required yo! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080114 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 spread your legs and stretch your head as far into your lap as you can get it and let er rip. You may have to hold your penis out of the way with your chin, and you might end up crossing your own streams, but that ok, you're getting laid tonight. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080115 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Swallow, or clean the floor later. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080118 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 (edited) I had this experience recently. I expertly coordinated my two ends, and got it all in the toilet. Then I just about passed out. EDIT: sorry, double post Edited July 4, 2009 by Root5 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Root5's signature Hide all signatures WATMM Christmas Albums: 2011 2012 2013 2014MOST IDM Tribute Albums: Incomplete Skyscrapers Rogue Planet Mycorhizae Olympus Mons HeadphonesOther Compilation Albums: Heading for Outer Space Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080121 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catacombus Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 (edited) Get in the bathtub Or just start shitting and puke on yourself while you're on the toilet, you can take a shower later. Edited July 5, 2009 by catacombus Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080158 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 puke upwards real hard let it fall back down in your mouth swallow and done Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080159 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 You come onto watmm and ask us what to do Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080166 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 shower Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080169 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 shitsplash pukeballs, puke a mouthfull at a time with your lips sealed, aim downwards and expell between your legs, if you should follow through, don't worry, you've already made the effort required to aim the mouthful into the bowl, so the rest will followe suit. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080184 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 (edited) I've got it. Sit down on the toilet backwards, facing the wall. Take the porcelain lid off the top of toilet and puke into the top basin as you shit into the bowl. a few flushes and a little bleach in the top basin afterward should clear things up. You're welcome. Edited July 5, 2009 by jefferoo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080264 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 On 7/5/2009 at 7:24 AM, jefferoo said: I've got it. Sit down on the toilet backwards, facing the wall. Take the porcelain lid off the top of toilet and puke into the top basin as you shit into the bowl. a few flushes and a little bleach in the top basin afterward should clear things up. You're welcome. That's known in the biz as a "Roman AC Slater" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080353 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 On 7/5/2009 at 7:24 AM, jefferoo said: I've got it. Sit down on the toilet backwards, facing the wall. Take the porcelain lid off the top of toilet and puke into the top basin as you shit into the bowl. a few flushes and a little bleach in the top basin afterward should clear things up. You're welcome. jesus christ that's genius Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080358 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wall Bird Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 This is a great mental exercise. It's almost some sort of drunk koan. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080367 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 shitting is a lot more rougher than puking Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080591 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Better dilemma: if u were alone o a desert island and you couldn't masturbate would you willingly take your sexual frustrations out on a crab? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 couldn't masturbate?? wat!? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080597 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 a parrot ate your hands Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080599 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 i'd fuck the parrot till it dies Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080600 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 the parrot flew away before you woke up you better hurry up and make up your mind, the crab is strafing back into the tide Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080601 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 crabs are dangerous, it'll probably cut my dick off so I'll say no Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080602 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 but maybe you could stuff it face-first into a small gap between two large rocks with its butt in the air, helplessly dangling Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 i'd eat that crab. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47135-collossal-dilemma/#findComment-1080622 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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