PROTEUS Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 ALTERED BEATS IS COMING SOON!!! WHO WANTS TO PLAY ??? WORD UP PLANET EARTH !! THIS IS PROTEUS AGAIN !! SO FAR THERE ARE 5 LAPTOP ARTISTS WHO ARE GOING TO PLAY ! BY THE TIME OF THE NIGHT I HOPE TO HAVE UP TO 15 PEOPLE PLAYING. ONCE AGAIN I AM LOOKING FOR SHORT " FREAK OUT " SETS SO THAT IS WHY I AM LOOKING FOR SO MANY PEOPLE TO PLAY! HERE IS THE DARK RAVE FLYER WITH SOME DETAILS ON IT SO FAR THE PEOPLE PLAYING ARE YETI MASTER http://www.myspace.com/yetiroosevelt OH NO ITS HOWARD http://www.myspace.com/ohnoitshoward is a break-cutting swamp monster lurking within the marshes of central Arkansas. OXYGENFAD http://oxygenfad.com/ 12+ years of making electronic music, pioneer of 'Breakcore' and 'Net Labalism'. The tribal leader in cutting edge electronic/industrial music. A living legend. ANTAGONE http://a-pos.ca/ dark drum n bass / trip hop ADMIRAL CRUMPLE myspace.com/admiralcrumple Dark, Hardcore and clever Hip Hop THERE IS STILL ROOM!!!!! I AM TALKING TO YOU!! COME AND GIVE YOUR BODY IT'S FREEDOM!! IF YOUR MUSIC IS WICKED THEN E-MAIL ME AND TELL ME IF YOU WANT TO PLAY! E-MAIL ME AT proteus@alteredbeats.ca ALTERED BEATS IS COMING ! THAT FEELING IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT IS REAL ! YOU ARE REAL ! GRAB YOUR COMPUTER DESK WITH BOTH HANDS AND THRUST YOUR FACE IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND BEAR YOUR TEETH AT THE LCD PANEL ! LET YOUR SOLITUDE TURN AND MORPH INTO A SUB ATOMIC SLAM DANCE AND FEEL YOUR TRUE DIGITAL SELF EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY SHARDS OF CRYSTAL DIGI-PUNK EMBRACE OF LUNACY!!! THE MADNESS IS COMING !!! LISTEN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! EVERYONE COME TO THIS PARTY AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO COME! MAKE SURE THE NIGHT IS PACKED AND I PROMISE I WILL TRY AND TURN ALTERED BEATS INTO THE BANG FACE OF NORTH AMERICA TIMES 10!!!! DEAD SERIOUS!!!! IF THIS GOES WELL AND I CAN DO ALTERED BEATS AT THE DARK RAVE ALL THE TIME I PROMISE TO REPRESENT THE TRUE UNDERGROUND AND THE VERY BEST OF CYBER-PUNK! ......... IF THINGS GO WELL AND I PACK THE PLACE I PROMISE IN THE FUTURE TO BRING DOWN THE TRUE JAPANESE UNDERGROUND! http://www.myspace.c...teredbeatsanime I WILL BRING DOWN THE SHARPNEL SOUND CREW! DJ SHIMAMURA! DJ CHUCKY ! M-PROJECT ! HYPER-RAVE J-CORE ANIME / HENTAI FUELED SPEEDCORE WILL BE IN THE HOUSE! THE BEAUTIFUL SOUNDS OF ANIME GIRLS GETTING RAPED OVER FUTURISTIC JAPANESE HAPPYHARDCORE NEO-RAVE !!! PACK THE PLACE ON AUG 1ST AND THIS WILL BE A REALITY ! !! IF YOU PACK THE PLACE I PROMISE TO BRING DOWN FFF ONE OF THE LORDS OF BREAKCORE!! HIGHLY ORIGINAL HARDCORE NuBREAKCORE PRODUCER WILL BE IN THE HOUSE !! LFO DEMON !! PANACEA !! DJ HIVE AND PHOENIX ORION !! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THIS WILL ALL COME TRUE!!! IF I PACK THE PLACE I CAN PROBABLY DO THE DARK RAVE EVERY 2 MONTHS OR AT LEAST EVERY 4 - 6 MONTHS !!! I PROMISE TO BRING NORTH AMERICA THE BEST UNDERGROUND MUSIC ON THE PLANET!! THIS IS NOT MISGUIDED HYPE FROM SOME ANNOYING PEOPLE WITH BAD NEGATIVE ATTITUDES ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET ! NO ANGRY DECONSTRUCTION SKID-CORE WITH ALTERED BEATS EVER !! I HEREBY PLEDGE TO BRING YOU THE MOST PHAT N' INFECTIOUS MUSIC ON THE PLANET!! WE WILL ROCK OUT AND DANCE AND BE FREE IN THIS NEO-CITY!!! ALTERED BEATS IS COMING! WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT SLEEP IN THE FETAL POSITION WITH A CLENCHED FIST AND TREMOR WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF HOW OVERWHELMINGLY MIND BLOWING THE PARTY WILL BE!! FEEL THAT BEAD OF SEAT POURING OFF THE SIDE OF YOUR FOREHEAD AS YOU READ THIS!!! THE DARK RAVE THAT NIGHT IS A PAJAMA THEMED RAVE!! GIRLS ARE ENCOURAGED TO DRESS LIKE ANIME IN THERE UNDERWEAR!! GOTHIC LOLITA STYLE !! NEO-GOTH NEO-RAVER BABES!! PIG TAILS IN FULL EFFECT!!! ARE YOU SICK OF NOT GETTING LAID? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WORKING OUT AT THE GYM AND YOU LOOK OVER AT THAT REALLY CUTE GIRL WORKING OUT AND SHE HAS NICE SHAVED LEGS AND IS WEARING BRAND NEW NIKE SHOES WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKETS .. AND THEN YOU FEEL THIS PAIN IN YOUR GUT AND IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT BECAUSE YOU DESPERATELY WANT TO LICK HER FROM HER ANKLE TO HER NECK? AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING HOME ALONE THAT NIGHT AND ARE GOING TO JACK OFF IN FRONT OF YOUR SHITTY CRT SCREEN WHILE CRYING??? ~~~~~~~~ WELL HAVE NO FEAR !!! YOU ARE IN FOR A SHOCK BECAUSE ALTERED BEATS WILL BE PACKED WITH HOT YOUNG NUBILE OPEN MINDED LOOSE AND NIHILISTIC GOTH BABES AND RAVER CHICKS !! ALL AGES RAVE !! JAIL-BAIT IN EFFECT!!! THE OVERWHELMING MIND SPLITTING SONIC WAVES AND THE VORTEX OF NEO-BREAKS / HIP-HOP FLAVORED BREAKCORE WILL CONVERT THESE YOUNG GIRLS INTO NYMPHOMANIACS DYING TO BE REAMED BY YOUR ERECTIONS BROUGHT ON BY EGO-DRIVEN ELECTRONIC MUSIC THAT WILL FLOOD THE ROOM !! BE THERE AT ALTERED BEATS ON AUG THE 1ST RIGHT AT 9 PM WHEN THE PARTY STARTS!! STAND IN LINE HOLDING YOUR $10 OR $20 IN YOUR HAND AND HOLD IT OUT IN FRONT OF YOU STARING AT THE MONEY KNOWING THAT IT IS YOUR TICKET INTO THE GATEWAY WORMHOLE OF SONIC TERROR !! WAIT IN LINE WITH A STARE OF CHILD LIKE WONDER AND DEMENTIA LIKE YOU JUST ATE A BUCKET OF SHROOMS OR DUMPED A VILE OF ACID IN YOUR EYES!!! HERE IS THE FACEBOOK PAGE FOR THE PARTY http://www.facebook....eid=98875406570 THERE WILL BE VISUALS PROJECTED AT THE PARTY!!! THE ALTERED BEATS MASH-UP VIDEO PROJECT IS ALL ONLINE YOU CAN VIEW THEM HERE AND EVEN DOWNLOAD THEM IF YOU LIKE !!! http://www.veoh.com/users/PROTEUS4000 http://www.veoh.com/users/IAMPROTEUS AND HERE IS SOME LIVE FOOTAGE OF AN ALTERED BEATS PARTY HELD IN 2004!!! DOWNLOAD IT AND JUMP AROUND LIKE A SAMURAI !!! http://www.alteredbe...ive.footage.php REMEMBER THE NIGHT IS CALLED DARK RAVE. THE VENUE IS THE BIG BOP ( THE BIG PURPLE BUILDING ON THE CORNER OF QUEEN AND BATHURST STREET ) HERE IS THE ADDRESS AND THE WEBSITE IN CASE YOU GET LOST. THE BIG BOP CONCERT HALL Kathedral - Reverb - Holy Joes 651 Queen ST W Toronto, ONT M6V 2B7 http://www.thebigbop.com/ AND HERE IS THE ALTERED BEATS FORUM http://www.alteredbe...forum/index.php ALSO IF THERE IS ANYONE READING THIS WHO KNOWS ANY ALTERNATIVE ~ COUNTER CULTURE ~ NEO-GOTH ~ HYPER-RAVE GIRLS OR REALLY SEXY COSPLAY GIRLS SHOW THEM THIS MYSPACE ACCOUNT AND ASK THEM TO MAKE A FRIEND REQUEST! http://www.myspace.c...teredbeatsgirls OK THAT'S IT FOR NOW!!!!!!!! SEE YOU ON AUG 1ST !!!! PROTEUS Skype " mcproteus " Youtube : http://www.youtube.com/user/MCPROTEUS Facebook : http://www.facebook....onbriancampbell Windows Live Messenger : aaronbcam@hotmail.com other e-mail : proteus@alteredbeats.ca avalonwarrior@gmail.com and proteus@alteredbeats.ca __ _-¯ ¯-_ - Proteus-_ _ ¯ - Altered Beats- ¯-_ _- ¯¯ http://www.alteredbeats.ca/ http://www.alteredbeats.ca/mp3s.php http://www.myspace.com/mcproteus http://www.aaroncampbell.org/ http://www.mcproteus.com/ http://www.alteredbeats.ca/ http://www.alteredbeats.ca/mp3s.php http://www.myspace.com/mcproteus http://www.aaroncampbell.org/ http://www.mcproteus.com/ __ _-¯ ¯-_ - Proteus-_ _ ¯ - Altered Beats- ¯-_ _- ¯¯ http://www.alteredbeats.ca/ http://www.alteredbeats.ca/mp3s.php http://www.myspace.com/mcproteus http://www.aaroncampbell.org/ http://www.mcproteus.com/ Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide PROTEUS's signature Hide all signatures __ _-¯ ¯-_ - Proteus-_ _ ¯ - Altered Beats- ¯-_ _- ¯¯ <a href="http://www.alteredbeats.ca/" target="_blank">http://www.alteredbeats.ca/</a> <a href="http://www.alteredbeats.ca/mp3s.php" target="_blank">http://www.alteredbeats.ca/mp3s.php</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/mcproteus" target="_blank">http://www.myspace.com/mcproteus</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/_proteus" target="_blank">http://www.myspace.com/_proteus</a> <img src="http://www.alteredbeats.ca/images/topBanner.gif" border="0" class="linked-sig-image" /> Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 i'm in. artist name: "mr chuckles". music genre: "freak out dark step". Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-1081376 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest we_kill_soapscum Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 lol admiral crumple. the least legit man in hip hop Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-1081380 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest we_kill_soapscum Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 actually after reading this description i'm totally down with everything you say. doing breakcore shows is fucking thankless hard impossible work and i wish you luck. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-1081384 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blicero Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 oh jesus. what is this, Draculacore? Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-1081399 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 just look at that flyer, and it's "all ages" too... i think you should call it 'pedorave' instead. wait... 'darkrave' still works. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-1081458 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 i'm nowhere near this venue but A+++ post of the tldr family Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-1081460 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 "ARE YOU SICK OF NOT GETTING LAID? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WORKING OUT AT THE GYM AND YOU LOOK OVER AT THAT REALLY CUTE GIRL WORKING OUT AND SHE HAS NICE SHAVED LEGS AND IS WEARING BRAND NEW NIKE SHOES WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKETS .. AND THEN YOU FEEL THIS PAIN IN YOUR GUT AND IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT BECAUSE YOU DESPERATELY WANT TO LICK HER FROM HER ANKLE TO HER NECK? AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING HOME ALONE THAT NIGHT AND ARE GOING TO JACK OFF IN FRONT OF YOUR SHITTY CRT SCREEN WHILE CRYING??? ~~~~~~~~ WELL HAVE NO FEAR !!! YOU ARE IN FOR A SHOCK BECAUSE ALTERED BEATS WILL BE PACKED WITH HOT YOUNG NUBILE OPEN MINDED LOOSE AND NIHILISTIC GOTH BABES AND RAVER CHICKS !! ALL AGES RAVE !! JAIL-BAIT IN EFFECT!!! THE OVERWHELMING MIND SPLITTING SONIC WAVES AND THE VORTEX OF NEO-BREAKS / HIP-HOP FLAVORED BREAKCORE WILL CONVERT THESE YOUNG GIRLS INTO NYMPHOMANIACS DYING TO BE REAMED BY YOUR ERECTIONS BROUGHT ON BY EGO-DRIVEN ELECTRONIC MUSIC THAT WILL FLOOD THE ROOM !!" oh my fucking god Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-1081464 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-1081476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Calm down. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-1081535 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Saskrotch Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 needs more pictures of you / dumber flier Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-1081536 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 On 7/7/2009 at 10:15 PM, Benedict Cumberbatch said: MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK THE PASSENGER SEAT LOCK IS STUCK Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-1081541 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 WHATS THAT SOUND, IS THAT GAS ? WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE !!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHGHH Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide all signatures I haven't eaten a Wagon Wheel since 07/11/07... ilovecubus.co.uk - 25ml of mp3 taken twice daily. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-1081547 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 MY CRT IS NOT SHITTY. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-1081557 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 behind the capslock this wankflap is a shrewd and awe-inspiring businessman Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-1081565 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 WELCOME BACK PROETUS Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-1081801 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 On 7/8/2009 at 1:25 AM, idrn said: behind the capslock this wankflap is a shrewd and awe-inspiring businessman or possibly just shameless. I wish I could be that way but am too introverted. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-1081811 Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 then: now: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide usagi's signature Hide all signatures On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said: afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women alco" with my social security and phone numbers. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-2301672 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 Who? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-2301701 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Sumbitches Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) 6/10, needs more caps. Edit: didn't realise this was such an old thread. Lol nonetheless. Edited March 11, 2015 by Leon Sumbitches Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Leon Sumbitches's signature Hide all signatures Rain Over Mountain is out now; 100% of Bandcamp sales are donated to the Motor Neurone Disease Association: https://tanizaki.bandcamp.com/album/rain-over-mountain Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-2301898 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 On 7/7/2009 at 10:01 PM, idrn said: "ARE YOU SICK OF NOT GETTING LAID? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WORKING OUT AT THE GYM AND YOU LOOK OVER AT THAT REALLY CUTE GIRL WORKING OUT AND SHE HAS NICE SHAVED LEGS AND IS WEARING BRAND NEW NIKE SHOES WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKETS .. AND THEN YOU FEEL THIS PAIN IN YOUR GUT AND IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT BECAUSE YOU DESPERATELY WANT TO LICK HER FROM HER ANKLE TO HER NECK? AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING HOME ALONE THAT NIGHT AND ARE GOING TO JACK OFF IN FRONT OF YOUR SHITTY CRT SCREEN WHILE CRYING??? ~~~~~~~~ WELL HAVE NO FEAR !!! YOU ARE IN FOR A SHOCK BECAUSE ALTERED BEATS WILL BE PACKED WITH HOT YOUNG NUBILE OPEN MINDED LOOSE AND NIHILISTIC GOTH BABES AND RAVER CHICKS !! ALL AGES RAVE !! JAIL-BAIT IN EFFECT!!! THE OVERWHELMING MIND SPLITTING SONIC WAVES AND THE VORTEX OF NEO-BREAKS / HIP-HOP FLAVORED BREAKCORE WILL CONVERT THESE YOUNG GIRLS INTO NYMPHOMANIACS DYING TO BE REAMED BY YOUR ERECTIONS BROUGHT ON BY EGO-DRIVEN ELECTRONIC MUSIC THAT WILL FLOOD THE ROOM !!" oh my fucking god loll Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-2352775 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted August 4, 2015 Report Share Posted August 4, 2015 Yeah, let's just stop here, shall we? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47191-altered-beats-is-coming-soon-who-wants-to-play/#findComment-2352777 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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