Guest zaphod Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 so i was going to have a nice sirloin steak for lunch. everything was set to go and then somehow i got distracted by my roommate who decided to start arguing about some bullshit. the olive oil (first mistake) started to burn and the butter i was going to baste the steak in just turned to a black mess and i ended up cooking a well done piece of dog food. i'm going to chik-fil-a. fuck my life Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47192-culinary-disaster-thread/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 hehehe nice story! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47192-culinary-disaster-thread/#findComment-1081387 Share on other sites More sharing options...
playbynumbers Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 life is pain Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide playbynumbers's signature Hide all signatures vinyl for sale photography! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47192-culinary-disaster-thread/#findComment-1081404 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 On 7/7/2009 at 8:11 PM, zaphod said: so i was going to have a nice sirloin steak for lunch. everything was set to go and then somehow i got distracted by my roommate who decided to start arguing about some bullshit. the olive oil (first mistake) started to burn fuck my life This is why you fail. olive oil. steak. fuck. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47192-culinary-disaster-thread/#findComment-1081406 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 ^ he's got a point Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47192-culinary-disaster-thread/#findComment-1081411 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 You can cook steak in olive oil! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47192-culinary-disaster-thread/#findComment-1081462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 of course you can. but olive oil has a low smoke point so it isn't the best thing to cook it in. i should have used peanut oil. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47192-culinary-disaster-thread/#findComment-1081463 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 On 7/7/2009 at 10:01 PM, zaphod said: of course you can. but olive oil has a low smoke point so it isn't the best thing to cook it in. i should have used peanut oil. Good man, able to admit his mistakes. I bet your next one comes out great! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47192-culinary-disaster-thread/#findComment-1081474 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Sensi Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47192-culinary-disaster-thread/#findComment-1081497 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 has anyone ever put too much salt on a steak? it seeps into it and you can't even wash it off with water. instant culinary disaster. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47192-culinary-disaster-thread/#findComment-1081506 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 lol Oscar At first I was like, 'Why would --' then I was like 'Ohhh, lol' Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47192-culinary-disaster-thread/#findComment-1081523 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Dampfnudel... it NEVER FUCKING RISES LIKE IT'S SUPPOSED TO Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47192-culinary-disaster-thread/#findComment-1081568 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 seriously, never cook a steak with any grease. not even golden strigil collected goose fat from the arse of aphrodite herself. you want pure salt in a dry pan at a heat that would make hephaestus himself sweat. once either side is encrusted with salty semi-burn you have a perfect steak. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47192-culinary-disaster-thread/#findComment-1081573 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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