culinary disaster thread

so i was going to have a nice sirloin steak for lunch. everything was set to go and then somehow i got distracted by my roommate who decided to start arguing about some bullshit. the olive oil (first mistake) started to burn and the butter i was going to baste the steak in just turned to a black mess and i ended up cooking a well done piece of dog food. i'm going to chik-fil-a.

fuck my life

hehehe nice story!

life is pain

  On 7/7/2009 at 8:11 PM, zaphod said:

so i was going to have a nice sirloin steak for lunch. everything was set to go and then somehow i got distracted by my roommate who decided to start arguing about some bullshit. the olive oil (first mistake) started to burn

 

fuck my life

This is why you fail.

olive oil. steak. fuck.

^ he's got a point

You can cook steak in olive oil!

of course you can. but olive oil has a low smoke point so it isn't the best thing to cook it in. i should have used peanut oil.

  On 7/7/2009 at 10:01 PM, zaphod said:

of course you can. but olive oil has a low smoke point so it isn't the best thing to cook it in. i should have used peanut oil.

Good man, able to admit his mistakes. I bet your next one comes out great!

has anyone ever put too much salt on a steak? it seeps into it and you can't even wash it off with water. instant culinary disaster.

lol Oscar

At first I was like, 'Why would --' then I was like 'Ohhh, lol'

Dampfnudel... it NEVER FUCKING RISES LIKE IT'S SUPPOSED TO

seriously, never cook a steak with any grease. not even golden strigil collected goose fat from the arse of aphrodite herself. you want pure salt in a dry pan at a heat that would make hephaestus himself sweat. once either side is encrusted with salty semi-burn you have a perfect steak.