Uhhh, weird

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzHJyKkEOHQ

Hurrr durrr, embedding disabled.

Anyway,

1) Does she really need 3 bodyguards and her aunt at the same time to adjust the microphone by a probably 5 or 10 degree angle?

2) Why are the bodyguards consoling her by staring at her like a vulture? Why is that one bodyguard wearing a Michael Jackson glove? And why are they petting her?

3) CROCODILE TEARS. FAKE FAKE FAKE. I haven't seen a fake display of fake emotion this fake since Susan Smith went on the news after drowning her kids and said a Puerto Rican man kidnapped them.

So are Michael Jackson's spawn going to grow up with career paths that guarantee they'll continue his legacy of being weird and creepy?

Will a god damn tsunami please hit the entire state of California already?

i thought it was touching. you're looking to deep into this

those aren't body guards, thats his family...

  On 7/8/2009 at 12:39 AM, karmakramer said:

those aren't body guards, thats his family...

that tell you how much he knows about Michael Jackson.

All the brothers were wearing Michael Jackson gloves. Ohh and yeah a girl crying because his father passed away. Those have to be crocodile tears.

  On 7/8/2009 at 12:39 AM, karmakramer said:

those aren't body guards, thats his family...

the applause really cheapens it for me, but yeah, a family member dying isn't something you smile about. mostly.

  On 7/8/2009 at 12:47 AM, beatfanatic said:

that tell you how much he knows about Michael Jackson.

 

All the brothers were wearing Michael Jackson gloves. Ohh and yeah a girl crying because his father passed away. Those have to be crocodile tears.

yeah... honestly I think the media coverage of this is absurd, but nothing about that video is weird... I think the amount of thought that went into the OP over something like this is the really "weird" part of this thread.

  On 7/8/2009 at 12:54 AM, karmakramer said:

yeah... honestly I think the media coverage of this is absurd, but nothing about that video is weird... I think the amount of thought that went into the OP over something like this is the really "weird" part of this thread.

my thoughts exactly.

If you can watch paris' speech without feeling on the verge of crying there's something wrong with you.

I like the RIPPY awards from the Daily Show

showcasing the finest in obitutainment

http://www.hulu.com/watch/80662/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-the-rippy-awards-for-outstanding-achievement-in-obitutainment#s-p1-st-i1

  On 7/8/2009 at 12:39 AM, karmakramer said:

those aren't body guards, thats his family...

But they don't look like silicon-mutated mannequins who just stepped out of a bleach vat. Are you sure?

he made thriller, man. thriller.

  On 7/8/2009 at 1:22 AM, my usernames always really suck said:

But they don't look like silicon-mutated mannequins who just stepped out of a bleach vat. Are you sure?

I see what you did there. not funny

  On 7/8/2009 at 1:25 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

he made thriller, man. thriller.

I don't listen to hip hop

just sad.

from what i can tell from an edited version edit: of the funeral, one kid (blanket?) was chewing gum the whole time, that looked a bit weird

edit 2: nicotine gum??

that kid still got the blanket name? i suppose once you get used to it, it's not so bad.

saying that, i bet theres many a parent naming their child after blanket now

  On 7/8/2009 at 1:58 AM, joshier said:

saying that, i bet theres many a parent naming their child after blanket now

  On 7/8/2009 at 1:12 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

If you can watch paris' speech without feeling on the verge of crying there's something wrong with you.

Well, for me, i don't cry at most anything at all, and watching someone elses funeral doesn't really do it.

not that i don't feel emotions but it's just, you know....

i feel sad for her but i can move past it somewhat.

  On 7/8/2009 at 2:18 AM, essines said:

Well, for me, i don't cry at most anything at all, and watching someone elses funeral doesn't really do it.

 

not that i don't feel emotions but it's just, you know....

 

i feel sad for her but i can move past it somewhat.

Once you read into the background a bit more, it basically folds out that Michaels death was pretty much inevitable due to the amounts of drugs he took. For some reason to me it lessens the shock and sadness. It's like it was all planned to happen in some respects (the big come back, the pressure to get it just perfect and then the peak where the person either collapses emotionally into depression or becomes suicidal in some respects. Similar to the case where Heath Ledger just couldn't take the stress). Don't get me wrong, it's a fucking shame but if you knew Michaels path it was all too obvious.

@ my usernames always really suck

FU - her father died you asshole. Aside from the fact that he was a genius and an amazing entertainer, she called him dad and she loved him.

I wish a tsunami would wash over your sense of respect.

yea heath ledger was cooler than mj

mj died. ok. he made his music back in the day, and its important to (some) people and whatnot, but look, guys 50, lived in his dreamland surrounded by little kids, fuckin creep, sure he abused those kids and untold more, took loads of sedatives and whatever else, and when he dies from a heart attack everyone thinks its such a loss... um, OTHER PEOPLE DIE WHO ARE MUCH MORE IMPORTANT...

stupid medium

  On 7/8/2009 at 2:43 AM, Brandi_B said:

he was a genius and an amazing entertainer

sure he was bro

INTERNET TUFFGUY LAUGHS AT FUNERALS

INTERNET TUFFGUY MOCKS MUSICIANS OPERATING OUTSIDE HIS HONKY ASS BOARDS OF CANADA COMFORT ZONE

INTERNET TUFFGUY MAKES FUN OF DEAD PEOPLE

(on the internet, anyways)

my usernames always really suck should be banned like beneboi for mocking a dead person.