Purple Gears with Green Bolts of Electricity

Viewing the contraption from afar is like viewing a hyperbolic megalopolis in 4-dimensional space. It exists as a living, breathing mechanism in its own self-regulated void. As you near it you are nudged into a stream of nanobots by long mechanized tendrils, these small particles successively eat away your skin, muscles, and bones, leaving nothing but your bare nervous system, which they then assume onto a holographic circuit board. You are rushed to a small box which covers the holographic you in a quantum slime to hold your integrity for your entrance into...the construct. A beep signifies full preparation for entrance, and then abruptly a vacuum sucks you into "it". After a warp-drive ride through the sloan great wall, you are accosted by quadrillions of purple gears forming a hyperspherical dome around you, each beaming a bolt of lime-green electricity towards you, fundamentally charging you with all the conscious energy in the multiversal filament. Each turn of the gear causes a mini big bang which you then collapse with a crunch and send back to them with quick efficiency. This cycle increases exponentially until you reach the final cycle concluding the process with a very handsome utterance of planck time. You are then graciously led back out of the construct, all units conscious energy giving you a hardy "thank you" as you return back home, and get a Dr. Pepper.

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fitting.

also:

woah dude check out my hands, they're huge oh wait dude you're melting duuuude my pizza is talking to me maaan

funny you mention "purple and green"... i ate some lucky charms the other day, took a shit a few hours later and my shit was basically purple and green swirls!

surely there is some hippy drugs forum better suited to salvatorin's inane ramblings....don't get me wrong, i used to enjoy acid as much as the next man (too old now though), but i just find salvatorin's posts vaguely annoying...

  On 7/9/2009 at 2:23 PM, asymmetrical head said:

funny you mention "purple and green"... i ate some lucky charms the other day, took a shit a few hours later and my shit was basically purple and green swirls!

GMFAO!

i've always wanted to be zapped into a computer like that guy in tron. figure it'd be even heavier than acid.

i hope you've been ingesting things listening to my CD ! :)

for references see this

I don't even need to ingest things to that album, the sounds alone are enough to spark wild fantasies such as this one...everyone, BUY THAT ALBUM, ITS FUCKING AMAZING.

Also, if anyone caught the reference to the sloan great wall, then kudos

  On 7/9/2009 at 8:04 PM, Awepittance said:

i hope you've been ingesting things listening to my CD ! :)

 

for references see this

how can they justify charging $32AU for mp3s? i know it's been marked down to less than half that, but that's still pretty pricey, no offense intended!

  On 7/9/2009 at 11:46 PM, modey said:

  On 7/9/2009 at 8:04 PM, Awepittance said:

i hope you've been ingesting things listening to my CD ! :)

 

for references see this

how can they justify charging $32AU for mp3s? i know it's been marked down to less than half that, but that's still pretty pricey, no offense intended!

this is true, it's the only website i could link directly to a preview track from. I have never purchased mp3s from them and i don't recommend you do either

  On 7/9/2009 at 6:43 PM, doorjamb said:

WHO GAVE YOU MY PHOTO?!

  On 7/10/2009 at 6:33 AM, Awepittance said:

  On 7/9/2009 at 11:46 PM, modey said:

  On 7/9/2009 at 8:04 PM, Awepittance said:

i hope you've been ingesting things listening to my CD ! :)

 

for references see this

how can they justify charging $32AU for mp3s? i know it's been marked down to less than half that, but that's still pretty pricey, no offense intended!

 

this is true, it's the only website i could link directly to a preview track from. I have never purchased mp3s from them and i don't recommend you do either

i also just noticed your stuff is on emusic. how much do you get from that? it seems so ridiculously miniscule considering subscription is $70 per year.

  On 7/9/2009 at 12:39 PM, Salvatorin said:

fitting.

 

 

that rocket was fucking awesome. if only it didn't keep blowing up.

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