Dr Clitterhaus Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 A couple of weeks ago a hospital porter told the good doctor a tale that would bring a tear to the eyes of man. This porter used to work security at the old royal (hospital) back in the 1990's and place was like an open sewer, infested with vagrants, tramps, alkys, junkies, bums and slumdogs. All the cities human waste would congregate in the basement of that old building, they had infested that basement like rats. This porter was meant to be keeping them out, but he left the doors open at night so they could get in so he could sadistically toy with them. For example, he said he watched on secutity camera as one down and out took a shit in the main reception. He says the shit was about a metre long and was so full of toxins that within a few hours it had dissolved the linoleum. Burnt a hole right though it. The tramp who did it was drinking meths. He died a month later. The tramps in the basement were fucked up. He said they would be so desperate for cigarettes they would let themselves be fucked in the ass by other tramps in exchange for a smoke. This transaction happened regularly. One time the porter watched it happen in the darkness, he hid behind a door with a tyre-iron ready to pounce at the vital moment. Watching the two males fucking for about 10 minutes the guy was ready to cum so he pulled his cock out of the other guys ass, flipped him over, ready to cum over his face. He let out the first squirt into the other guys mouth, at this moment the porter jumped out of the darkness screaming and whacked the guys erect penis with the full force of the tyre-iron. The guy fell to the ground howling....but he was still cumming. For a good few seconds after his dick had been split, he kept poppin the protein. The guy who had been on the recieving end of the anal attack, grabbed his cigarette and ran out the door back onto the street. To say that the porter ruined the other guys orgasm is the understatement of the century. Imagine the mixture of emotions the poor old fucker experienced: * The initial surge of euphoria as the first squirt is unleashed. * The shock and disbelief as a fat bald man jumps out of nowhere, screaming, brandishing a tyre-iron. * The pain of having your dick split wide open, the loss of blood as the cum continues to flow. The guy was admitted to hospital, to get his dick fixed a few days later. He died of liver failure 2 months later. This has been the tale of the agony and the ecstacy. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dr Clitterhaus's signature Hide all signatures Caralaaaaaan......God is in......his holy temple........ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 so......how's the weather? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1083962 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 what a typical shitty pretentious hipster thread to make Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1083964 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 4th post Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1083999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 (edited) nvm. Edited July 12, 2009 by Plum Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084000 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted July 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 No idea why you just edited that to say nvm. But anyway: On 7/12/2009 at 7:33 PM, tv_party said: 4th post That was about as useful as a Super Lurker v12 post. Pretty bad fail right there. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dr Clitterhaus's signature Hide all signatures Caralaaaaaan......God is in......his holy temple........ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084005 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 On 7/12/2009 at 8:18 PM, Dr Clitterhaus said: No idea why you just edited that to say nvm. well, i re-read your original post and realised it was nothing more than just your wank fodder. i want no part in your strange tramp molesting homoerotic fantasies. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084011 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted July 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 It's not wank fodder, it's all true. And the 25 minutes you spent sitting there at your desk dwelling on it before you did the edit tells me you know it's true and it has affected you deeply. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dr Clitterhaus's signature Hide all signatures Caralaaaaaan......God is in......his holy temple........ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084012 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 haha... nvm Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084013 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 On 7/12/2009 at 8:18 PM, Dr Clitterhaus said: No idea why you just edited that to say nvm. But anyway: On 7/12/2009 at 7:33 PM, tv_party said: 4th post That was about as useful as a Super Lurker v12 post. Pretty bad fail right there. I'm devastated. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084014 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 thanks clit, now i have a dick ache Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084020 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 11th post Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084028 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 mine was Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084037 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 *masterbates* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084052 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 14th ppost Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084054 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 is this a new way to quote? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084055 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 16th post yes Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 17 idm reply Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084068 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 too long , didnt read Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084082 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 19th post it's actually quite interestint u should read it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084086 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Dr clitterhause, you usually pack more punch and wit in a shorter post. this one i could not read all the way through Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide awepittance's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084104 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 have the porter arrested Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084106 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 that was depressing Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084254 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 has watmm died? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084257 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 24th post yeah it seems like it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/47329-the-agony-and-the-ecstacy/#findComment-1084258 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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