MegaLOL Intro To Porn Movie

heh

I'm sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking porn set!

predicts joyrex thread

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No More Storylines in Porn Films

 

When pornographic movies first started including storylines and dialogue, it was a big deal and changed the industry. But that is now over, since pornographers are focusing less on narrative arcs and more on the action (sex). The reason.... the internet.

 

"On the Internet, the average attention span is three to five minutes," said Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of Vivid Entertainment. "We have to cater to that."

 

Vivid, one of the most prominent pornography studios, makes 60 films a year. Three years ago, almost all of them were feature-length films with storylines. Today, more than half are a series of sex scenes, loosely connected by some thread that can be presented separately online. Other major studios are making similar shifts.

 

Source: NY Times

the last porn i watched had a funny skit. the dude was trying to find his long board, in a small apartment, for a really long time (that's one of the things that made it funny), sounded like he was in the bathroom the whole time.

heh

edit: one of the things

its sad when you recognize the dude in the porno

I may have posted this but why not again.

I always love the "storylines" of a porno flick. This one isn't really a storyline but a real moronic way of getting the fuck on.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HztlEopujAs

There needs to be a doc(cock)umentary about the guys that produce music for pornos.

  On 7/15/2009 at 12:24 AM, EnjoyableFog said:

*youtube boner*

  On 7/15/2009 at 12:24 AM, EnjoyableFog said:

I may have posted this but why not again.

 

I always love the "storylines" of a porno flick. This one isn't really a storyline but a real moronic way of getting the fuck on.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HztlEopujAs

thats sara jay right

aww yeah baby.

That' was essines before he got his beard btw.

ahh... the ole fake snake trick... works everytime!

  On 7/15/2009 at 12:40 AM, Saskrotch said:

Mind your language young lady, what would your mother say ?

wow, that was funny, I have never seen it before

the name of the guy in the first video is Brandon Iron, he is very friendly, my favorite series is A Good Source of Iron, it was produced by him some years ago now

NSFW

http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/

NSFW

that's a man, baby.

GAY

LOL. Must watch rest...

i was just recommended this by youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66BrPaeMePM

  On 7/16/2009 at 3:49 AM, Saskrotch said:

i was just recommended this by youtube

 

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=66BrPaeMePM

it's funny if you pretend she's giving mario a hand job.