I have an online flirting addiction.

I was talking to a girl online and began making flirty jokes / the ol' winkface you know, that sort of thing.

I forgot that I was talking to my fucking sister and had instinctively begun flirting with her, becuase it's all I ever do with girls online.

Also I linked a girl I was trying to pimp to the Butchered Dog pictures, accidentally. Didn't get much further after that.

(ps I also talk to girls IRL, honest)

I emoticon with everyone that I talk to online. Am I a slut?

B)

:)

I enjoy seducing prepubescent kids on the internet like on Cartoon Network forums and Pokémon fansites. I've got like 50 nude pictures so far its going reeeeally great.

  On 7/16/2009 at 2:15 AM, mrcopyandpaste said:

I was talking to a girl online and began making flirty jokes / the ol' winkface you know, that sort of thing.

 

I forgot that I was talking to my fucking sister and had instinctively begun flirting with her, becuase it's all I ever do with girls online.

 

 

 

Also I linked a girl I was trying to pimp to the Butchered Dog pictures, accidentally. Didn't get much further after that.

 

 

 

 

 

(ps I also talk to girls IRL, honest)

logs or it didn't happen

  On 7/16/2009 at 2:42 AM, Echo said:

I enjoy seducing prepubescent kids on the internet like on Cartoon Network forums and Pokémon fansites. I've got like 50 nude pictures so far its going reeeeally great.

joshier has hacked your account. Change your password.

the stuff with my sister was on facebook chat so theres no log but:

23:33:20 Josh: speaking of labrador blackmail

23:33:21 Josh: http://englishrussia.com/?p=3374

23:34:22 Lucy: i was doing well til i got to the head

23:34:43 Josh: in the pot

23:34:46 Josh: yeah

23:34:54 Josh: shes hot though

23:34:57 Lucy: i havent gone past that point

23:34:59 Lucy: too afraid

23:35:04 Josh: there arent any more

23:35:13 Josh: that are anything worse at least

23:35:57 Lucy: ew

23:36:22 Josh: OH SHIT

23:36:31 Josh: this wasnt meant for you

23:36:38 Josh: sorry sorry sorry

23:36:52 Lucy: ...

23:36:54 Josh: i didnt even realise

23:37:04 Josh: the link was meant for my boss

23:37:17 Lucy: i did think wtf

23:37:23 Josh: becuase he was talking about labrador blackmail

23:37:29 Lucy: lol

23:37:35 Josh: his name also begins with L

23:38:26 Lucy: lolololol

23:38:39 Josh: as if i didnt realise i was talking to you for that long

hahahahaha it did indeed happen

emoticons are for bitches!

  On 7/16/2009 at 5:20 AM, Producer Snafu said:

emoticons are for bitches!

  On 7/16/2009 at 3:07 AM, mrcopyandpaste said:

the stuff with my sister was on facebook chat so theres no log but:

 

23:33:20 Josh: speaking of labrador blackmail

23:33:21 Josh: http://englishrussia.com/?p=3374

23:34:22 Lucy: i was doing well til i got to the head

23:34:43 Josh: in the pot

23:34:46 Josh: yeah

23:34:54 Josh: shes hot though

23:34:57 Lucy: i havent gone past that point

23:34:59 Lucy: too afraid

23:35:04 Josh: there arent any more

23:35:13 Josh: that are anything worse at least

23:35:57 Lucy: ew

23:36:22 Josh: OH SHIT

23:36:31 Josh: this wasnt meant for you

23:36:38 Josh: sorry sorry sorry

23:36:52 Lucy: ...

23:36:54 Josh: i didnt even realise

23:37:04 Josh: the link was meant for my boss

23:37:17 Lucy: i did think wtf

23:37:23 Josh: becuase he was talking about labrador blackmail

23:37:29 Lucy: lol

23:37:35 Josh: his name also begins with L

23:38:26 Lucy: lolololol

23:38:39 Josh: as if i didnt realise i was talking to you for that long

OH SHIT

also she didn't even really seem that put off, considering. she's a keeper man. GO TO HER

  On 7/16/2009 at 3:06 PM, olson said:

  On 7/16/2009 at 3:07 AM, mrcopyandpaste said:

the stuff with my sister was on facebook chat so theres no log but:

 

23:33:20 Josh: speaking of labrador blackmail

23:33:21 Josh: http://englishrussia.com/?p=3374

23:34:22 Lucy: i was doing well til i got to the head

23:34:43 Josh: in the pot

23:34:46 Josh: yeah

23:34:54 Josh: shes hot though

23:34:57 Lucy: i havent gone past that point

23:34:59 Lucy: too afraid

23:35:04 Josh: there arent any more

23:35:13 Josh: that are anything worse at least

23:35:57 Lucy: ew

23:36:22 Josh: OH SHIT

23:36:31 Josh: this wasnt meant for you

23:36:38 Josh: sorry sorry sorry

23:36:52 Lucy: ...

23:36:54 Josh: i didnt even realise

23:37:04 Josh: the link was meant for my boss

23:37:17 Lucy: i did think wtf

23:37:23 Josh: becuase he was talking about labrador blackmail

23:37:29 Lucy: lol

23:37:35 Josh: his name also begins with L

23:38:26 Lucy: lolololol

23:38:39 Josh: as if i didnt realise i was talking to you for that long

 

OH SHIT

 

also she didn't even really seem that put off, considering. she's a keeper man. GO TO HER

i was with a midwife for a few months and to be quite honest, internet people and shit does not compare to a person who actually spends 5 days off their week ripping babies out of massive gaping vaginas, dripping in placenta and juices and screaming and pain. she was fucking twisted.

shit, i didn't know using char emoticons means flirting. i do it all the time. using char emoticons that is. but that is mainly because plain txt does not support emotion or face expressions that can convey a large percentage of communication between human beings.

  On 7/16/2009 at 2:15 AM, mrcopyandpaste said:

(ps I also talk to girls IRL, honest)

lies

  On 7/16/2009 at 3:15 PM, messiaen said:

  On 7/16/2009 at 3:06 PM, olson said:

  On 7/16/2009 at 3:07 AM, mrcopyandpaste said:

the stuff with my sister was on facebook chat so theres no log but:

 

23:33:20 Josh: speaking of labrador blackmail

23:33:21 Josh: http://englishrussia.com/?p=3374

23:34:22 Lucy: i was doing well til i got to the head

23:34:43 Josh: in the pot

23:34:46 Josh: yeah

23:34:54 Josh: shes hot though

23:34:57 Lucy: i havent gone past that point

23:34:59 Lucy: too afraid

23:35:04 Josh: there arent any more

23:35:13 Josh: that are anything worse at least

23:35:57 Lucy: ew

23:36:22 Josh: OH SHIT

23:36:31 Josh: this wasnt meant for you

23:36:38 Josh: sorry sorry sorry

23:36:52 Lucy: ...

23:36:54 Josh: i didnt even realise

23:37:04 Josh: the link was meant for my boss

23:37:17 Lucy: i did think wtf

23:37:23 Josh: becuase he was talking about labrador blackmail

23:37:29 Lucy: lol

23:37:35 Josh: his name also begins with L

23:38:26 Lucy: lolololol

23:38:39 Josh: as if i didnt realise i was talking to you for that long

 

OH SHIT

 

also she didn't even really seem that put off, considering. she's a keeper man. GO TO HER

 

i was with a midwife for a few months and to be quite honest, internet people and shit does not compare to a person who actually spends 5 days off their week ripping babies out of massive gaping vaginas, dripping in placenta and juices and screaming and pain. she was fucking twisted.

LOL, my mum is a midwife. Semi-retired now though...

She's twisted

Did you shag my mum?